I got Barclay a new costume and he is not 100% on board with my humor.
Fuckin…MELON COLLIE ahhhggghhhh
First off, you name the dog Barclay. Like… “Bark”-lay. He will have to live with this for the rest of his life.
Then you buy him an ill-fitting melon costume and put it on him. Just for this joke.
You genius