*answers on the second ring* Faeroune Funerary, you stab ‘em, we slab ‘em. What’s up?
I – wait, ‘Funerary’? Nevermind… Mia, I have some very serious concerns that I need to talk to you about. I’m working over nearby Sleepy Peak Peak studying the volcano, and there’s a Summer Camp nearby. It’s Angela’s summer camp.
It’s called a joke, dear. You should try it some time~ I know where Angie’s summer camp is, it’s one of the reasons I picked it. What’s going on, do I need to feed someone else to the dragons?
Feed – wha? I – maybe?? I don’t – *he’s freaking out a
little bit, so he stops to take a few deep breaths* Mia, this place is shady as
hell and children have been exposed to things they shouldn’t have. Max was
telling me what happened at Spooky Island last night…Spooky Island? Did that ghost kid turn evil or something? What’s going on that Angie hasn’t written home about? *actually sounds concerned now, all traces of teasing gone from her voice*
Oh, there’s a ghost there too, now? *he pauses and takes
another deep breath* Okay… Um, one of the kids – Max – told me how he and a
couple of his friends went to Spooky Island. He said they saw the Quartermaster
at some kind of… orgy? And Max was very clearly traumatized by it. Also, he
told me that a couple of the parents had had a coupling in front of all the
kids on Parent’s Day. I don’t think Angela was at the camp yet, but… I’m very concerned, Mia!The ghost kid is confined to the island and not hurting anyone, so I just let him be when I found him. I didn’t hear about either of those other two things. The…orgy…? On Spooky Island is in an area forbidden to the campers, so I don’t particularly care, but if you get me the names of those two parents I’ll have some words with them if you don’t want to do it.
What? I don’t know who they were – I… I guess I’ll ask Max
later. But Mia, the Quartermaster should know better than engaging in those acts
anywhere near the campsite! Those
kids obviously ignored the rule and went to the island anyway!Do you want me to have a talk with him or something? Because I mean, as long as it’s off the camp grounds and not actively involving any of the children, there’s not much that can be done. Have you found out about anything else we should be worried about?
Max told me about a cultist. Or… he just said there was a
cultist that came to the camp. Admittedly I don’t know much about it, but I’m
very concerned about that as well.
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