Carlos: *picks up @max-searchhistory* This is my new son.
Carlos: *picks up @dedmaxsearchhistory* This is also my new son. Heβs a rescue.
what-
*takes picture* This is totally going on snapchat.
*confused Max sounds ?*
You are my child now. Dads take pictures of their kids π
β¦ really?
Absolutely. Now smile!