*screams at icon* Oh wait – Hey Max!
Hi. So you do remember me? That’s funny, people usually don’t.
Admittedly your icon threw me off, buddy. I haven’t seen you in a bit though. How are you?
Dead inside. As usual. What abut you?
I…. I’m okay. Um… what do you mean dead inside?
*he glares* what the fuck do you think I mean? You appear to be a relatively intelligent guy, figure it out.
*this irks Carlos* Hey! – Okay, Max? I want you to lose the tone – there’s no need for you to speak to me in this way. What is it, buddy? What’s going on?
Absolutely nothing. Nothing happens ever.
Max… I’m really not appreciating this sarcasm. I’d like to know if I can help you out.
The Perfect Scientist 