*screams at icon* Oh wait – Hey Max!
Hi. So you do remember me? That’s funny, people usually don’t.
Admittedly your icon threw me off, buddy. I haven’t seen you in a bit though. How are you?
Dead inside. As usual. What abut you?
I…. I’m okay. Um… what do you mean dead inside?
*he glares* what the fuck do you think I mean? You appear to be a relatively intelligent guy, figure it out.
*this irks Carlos* Hey! – Okay, Max? I want you to lose the tone – there’s no need for you to speak to me in this way. What is it, buddy? What’s going on?