okay dad, h-h-here’s a quick question for you, your in a shytty car going as fast it can, which is still slow as shyt, and your panicking because your friend just passed out from fucking b-blood loss, what do i do?!

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‘Dad’? Who’s this?

Well, first, I’d keep going to the hospital. Unless it’s too far away. THen stop and put a compress to your friend’s wound. Elevate their legs and have someone call 911 – paramedics are ALLOWED to break traffic laws, but you aren’t.

i-it’s alright now, i got her to hospital *he smiled slightly and glanced away*

Oh good… thank goodness. Is everything okay, Max?

*he nods* just.. alittle shaken up still i guess..

Okay… understandable. I’m glad you’re okay.

*he smiles slightly* yeah..  have you ever had to drive a friend to a hospital?

Yeah, actually… back in college a friend of mine was in a golfcart accident and I drove him.

really? damn.. what happened to cause the accident?

A tree. It came out of nowhere. Tim likes trees… but you shouldn’t try climbing one with wheels. Heh… He’s good now. He’s okay.