which house hold chemiculs are the most deadly?
All of them? None of them? Whichever answer will make you not touch the household chemicals!
What are you doing, Max…?
losing what control i had in shyt-hole i call a life-
Max, is this about you being grounded?
no.. kinda,… i dunno!
Max… I’m sorry about this. I hate grounding you. But I wanted to keep you safe, Max, and teach you to be more responsible for your actions.
*he looks at the ground, mumbling* i know but it still fucking sucks..
I know Max… I’m really sorry.But I’m not letting you touch any household chemicals, especially not over this.
but i’m so borrred, i need something to do!
Then read a book. Or write something. Or, I dunno… I can do science experiment with you, perhaps?
Jon won’t let me near books anymore and i don’t know what to write about, but science stuff sounds fun
Why won’t Jon let you have books? *he’s very confused*
those are three long storys.. two of which you probably wouldn’t even believe if i told you
Boy, I’m from Night Vale. I might believe them. *he smiles a little*
The Perfect Scientist 