Money Cats masterpost,
to have your LIFE!! filled with money.
FUCK MAN
NOT RISKING THIS ONE
So much cats.
Money plus cats, what’s not to love?
i’m turning these money cats into a spell lmao
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Cough up that fabulous wealth, you screaming barfbags!!
Money cat, hear my plea. It is the full moon and it is a supermoon so come on, Money cat, come through for me!
Oh felines of money cast your spell
Fill our coffers so amazingly well
Cats of cash, felines of fortune
End poverty’s crash, please do it soon
We offer treats of tuna and mice
As our humble sacrifice
To fill your bellies so you might purr
And have sweet sheen upon your fur
We humans need markers of wealth grand
In order to have things not at hand
So please, we beseech thee to cast your ward
It’s eminence adding immensely to our hoard
Feline gods of fortune please
Deliver us from poorness and we shall kill all your fleas
The Perfect Scientist 