which house hold chemiculs are the most deadly?
All of them? None of them? Whichever answer will make you not touch the household chemicals!
What are you doing, Max…?
losing what control i had in shyt-hole i call a life-
Max, is this about you being grounded?
no.. kinda,… i dunno!
Max… I’m sorry about this. I hate grounding you. But I wanted to keep you safe, Max, and teach you to be more responsible for your actions.
*he looks at the ground, mumbling* i know but it still fucking sucks..
I know Max… I’m really sorry.But I’m not letting you touch any household chemicals, especially not over this.
but i’m so borrred, i need something to do!
Then read a book. Or write something. Or, I dunno… I can do science experiment with you, perhaps?
Jon won’t let me near books anymore and i don’t know what to write about, but science stuff sounds fun
Why won’t Jon let you have books? *he’s very confused*
those are three long storys.. two of which you probably wouldn’t even believe if i told you
Boy, I’m from Night Vale. I might believe them. *he smiles a little*
*he chuckles slightly* they’re still pretty long..
Maybe tell me one while we do science. *smiles* Hey, do you want Angie to do science with us? She loves science experiments.
*he nods and bsmiles sloightly* alright i guess i could… wait, who’s Angie?
*Blinks* My daughter. You met her… no, wait… you were just a baby then, weren’t you?
*more confused* you have a daughter? i.. guess i was pretty young then..
It wasn’t very long ago, actually. Like, maybe a couple weeks ago. You… I guess you were under a grey-face curse.
i guess so.. well, i’d love to remeet her then *he chuckles*
Sure! I think you’ll like her. C’mon – lets look around the camp and find her!
*he smiles and nods* alright, do you know where she likes to hang out?
Mm… probably at the science table. Let’s see if she’s there.
okay *he starts walking* if she’s not there, where else could we check?
I… don’t know. Maybe the space table? What other tables do you have?
*he shrugs, glancing at him* i don’t really pay attenion to that stuff..
Oh… well, I guess we’ll just… *he stops when he notices the science table, and he sees Angela there* Oh! She’s right there! Angela! Over here! *he waves at her*
*Angela looks at them and she smiles widely.* Papa! *She runs up to him and hugs him around his legs*
*he chuckles slightly, putting his hands in his pockets* hey.. Angie
*Angela looks at him and smiles.* Oh hey! I know you! I saw you when you were this big! *she holds her hands apart about a foot and a half* You’re a cute baby! *she giggles.*
The Perfect Scientist 