Meeting of the Muses

“Hi, sorry, I saw you from across the room and had to say hi. Hi.”
“Oops! So sorry. Did I hurt you?”
“I think they gave me your coffee by mistake.”
“Your dress is beautiful.”
“That is an adorable dog. What’s their name?”
“Wow. What a jerk.”
“I don’t suppose you have a pen, do you?”
“Where did you get that coat? It’s gorgeous.”
“Is there a problem here?”
“Are you okay?”
“Did you loose a cat?”
“You left your bag behind.”
“Sorry. I didn’t mean to stare.”
“You don’t look good. Are you feeling okay?”
“It’s raining and I don’t have an umbrella.”
“This is going to sound crazy but my car died and I need to call AAA but I left my phone at home. Can you call them for me?”
“You wouldn’t happen to have seen a pair of sunglasses around, have you?”
“Have you been crying?”
“You look hungry, let’s get you something to eat.”
“I don’t get modern art.”
“I’m not sure it’s a great idea to be in this neighborhood after dark.”
“That smells amazing. What is it?”
“I have been trying to come up with a good opening line for a while and keep failing.”
“Are you okay?”
“Is this your car? I’m afraid I nicked the door.”
“Could you turn the music down?”
“Can you believe that asshole?”
“Sorry, let me move my stuff.”