dedmax ate over 50 crayons, we couldn’t stop him…

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That could create intestinal blockage! @dedmaxsearchhistory are you okay??

depends what we’re talking about- wait why?

Eating crayons. Have you done it? If it’s just one, that’s fine, but if it’s more than one Max I need you to tell me.

eating- gods fucking damn it, I DIDN’T EAT ANY CRAYONS. i only licked one

G- God fu-freaking… Ugh! *yells at the anons* STOP IT! STOP TELLING ME LIES!

*sighs* at least now you don’t have to freak out over wether or not i ate 50 crayons

I’m sorry, Max… *picks him up and hugs him with a sad face* 😥

*he pats Carlos’ back* you were just worried, it’s alright

I was very worried. I just want you safe, buddy… *hugs him a little tighter.*

… *he chuckles slightly* and i will be as soon you stop crushing me!

Oh… oh! Um, sorry buddy. *he hesitates a moment, but slowly lowers Max back to the ground*

*he smiles slightly, brushing himself off* it’s alright

*he wants to hug Max again already. He settles for reaching and gently patting the top of his head* Well… thanks for putting up with me, mister.

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