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introvertunites:

If you’re an introvert,  follow introvertunites.

HOW TO CARE FOR EXTROVERTS:

-walk in on them at all times. The naked-er, the better

-Humiliate them constantly they love it

-Just throw them into the pit

-Who is “think?” if you can’t snort it then the extrovert doesn’t want it

-Interrupt them constantly

-Surprise! You’re fired, and we took your house. Get the fuck

-Kick in their door and rip their laptop in half with your bare hands and scream “DINNER NOW” in their faces

-Again, public humiliation is always a plus. big plus

-“See? It’s easy. Now fly this fucking plane or we’re all going to die”

-Emotional connections are foreign to the extrovert. If a friend moves, they are immediately erased from the extrovert’s memory. Extroverts lack a concept of object permanence

-A lone extrovert is a dead extrovert

-For the love of christ, never expose an extrovert to a book. All forms of literature are fatal to an extrovert. If you stop the party they die. if you stop the party they die dude