“If it reacts to pain, then it might not be ‘zombie-like’ at all. It might have some form of actual life in it. Perhaps try a gentler approach? See if it reacts to more natural instincts like drinking water or a change in behavior when the lights are turned off? Like an animal would, I mean.”
“I could, but the boss came in and told me to be rid of it asap. It’s his heart, thus, his call in the end.”
“By the way, who are you?”
“Never! Why?”
“Darn. That’s where I’m living right now. And rumor has it that Elder Gods reside there so… Like I said though, it was probably a stretch. But it seems I’m definitely in a different universe than mine. I’ll assume that until I have proof otherwise.”
The Perfect Scientist 