memesfromstuff:

sherlock starters ( season one episode one.)

• “ you just wrote ‘still has trust issues.’”
• “ it’s going to take you a while to adjust to civilian life.”
• “ nothing happens to me.”
• “ get a cab.”
• “ i never get cabs.”
• “ is there any chance that these are murders?”
• “ is this the work of a serial killer?”
• “ we are all as safe as we want to be.”
• “ you’re making us look like idiots.”
• “ what happened?”
• “ i got shot.”
• “ come on, who’d want me for a flatmate?”
• “ so, bad day, was it?”
• “ you’re wearing lipstick. you weren’t wearing lipstick before.”
• “ sorry, you were saying?”
• “ i was wondering if you’d like to have coffee?”
• “ bit different from my day.”
• “ can i borrow your phone? there’s no signal on mine.”
• “ what happened to the lipstick?”
• “ really? i thought it was a big improvement.”
• “ your mouth is too small now.”
• “ how do you feel about the ___?”
• “ sometimes i don’t talk for days on end.”
• “ would that bother you?”
• “ potential flatmates should know the worst about each other.”
• “ who said anything about flatmates?”
• “ we ought to be able to afford it.”
• “ we’ve only just met and we’re going to go and look at a flat?”
• “ problem?”
• “ we don’t know a thing about each other.”
• “ i don’t know where we’re meeting.”
• “ i don’t even know your name.”
• “ well, this could be very nice. very nice, indeed. soon as we get this rubbish cleaned up.”
• “ well, obviously i can straighten things up a bit.”
• “ that’s a skull.”
• “ friend of mine. when i say ‘friend…’”
• “ what do you think, then?”
• “ oh, ___! the mess you’ve made!”
• “ i looked you up on the internet last night.”
• “ what’s new about this one?”
• “ you wouldn’t have come to me otherwise.”
• “ you know how they never leave notes? this one did.”
• “ i need an assistant.”
• “ brilliant! yes! four serial suicides and now a note. oh, it’s christmas!”
• “ i’m your landlady/lord, dear, not your housekeeper.”
• “ have a cup of tea, make yourself at home.”
• “ but you’re more the sitting-down type. i can tell.”
• “ just this once, dear, i’m not your housekeeper.”
• “ want to see some more?”
• “ no point sitting at home when there’s finally something fun going on!”
• “ look at you, all happy. it’s not decent.”
  
• “ who cares about decent? the game is on!”
• “ ok, you’ve got questions.”
• “ where are we going?”
• “ who are you? what do you do?”
• “ what do you think?”
• “ only one in the world. i invented the job.”
• “ what does that mean?”
• “ there you go, you were right.”
• “ i was right? right about what?”
• “ that was amazing.”
• “ it was extraordinary. quite extraordinary.”
• “ that’s not what people normally say.”
• “ what do people normally say?”
• “ piss off.”
• “ did i get anything wrong?”
• “ spot on then. i didn’t expect to be right about everything.”
• “ what exactly am i supposed to be doing here?”
• “ i was invited.”
• “ your deodorant told me that.”
• “ shut up.”
• “ i didn’t say anything.”
• “ you were thinking. it’s annoying.”
• “ yes, thank you for your input.”
• “ i’m breaking every rule letting you in here.”
• “ yes, because you need me.”
• “ this is more fun.”
• “ fun? there’s a wo/man lying dead.”
• “ dear god, what’s it like in your funny little brains? must be so boring.”
• “ do you know you do that out loud?”