Who are you guys to tattle on a little boy? Seriously?
Also, Max? There’s some rules you need to know buddy before going for a fight… @dedmaxsearchhistory
gods damnit anons, keep something to yourselves! and i’m pretty sure i know at least most of the rules..
Nah, but lemme give you the run-down so I feel some semblance of being a responsible role-model, okay?
you’re already a responsible role model but sure, go ahead..
Okay, okay. Cool. So, rule number one – never start the fight. No matter how obnoxious the other person is, never throw the first punch.
wait what? why not? *frowns*
Because it puts you in the wrong. The fight becomes your fault. And, if you were an adult, you are more likely to get arrested and convicted of battery and assault. You can finish a fight, but you shouldn’t start it – it must be self-defense.
that’s bullshyt, people should be allowed to fight if they want to! *he angrily crosses his arms*
Do you want to get in trouble, Max?
…. since when have i ever cared about getting in trouble?
Since the moment I find out about said-trouble. It’s best to avoid that in the first place, Max.
but i wanna fight everyone!
But you can only fight those who want to fight you first. THat’s just how the world works, Max. Okay?
… *sighs and glances away* yeah, okay..
This brings me to my second point, Max: If you wanna fight, you need to learn to fight well.
*he rose a brow* okay, now i’m listening..
THe point of a fight is to end it as soon as possible, Max. And to do everything to avoid it in the first place, but if you get hit first anything goes. Except death.
Anyway… so, when fighting you work for a take-down.
wait, what if they’re trying to kill me, then can i kill them?
death technically counts as a take-down right?
Well… yes. You can answer deadly force with deadly force.
The Perfect Scientist 