“I’m a little worried it might be illegal, if they turn out to be sapient,” Carlos said. “So… if it’s okay with you, I’d rather not.” He didn’t think he could do it if there were even a dog or something in the room – and not because he was allergic.
They breathed out a sigh of relief, then nodded, “I don’t know, teaching succulents about sexual reproduction could have interesting consequences.” they side eyed their plants, and noticed how antsy they’d gotten, “Do you think if we did it in front of one… I feel like there was a study about this once.”
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The Perfect Scientist 