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❝ If I believed in fate, I wouldn’t be playing with loaded dice. ❞
❝ I will give you the honor of a quick and painless death! ❞
❝ We’re both in barrels. That’s the extent of my knowledge. ❞
❝ You will be flogged. And when we put into Cuba to resupply, God willing, you will be flogged some more… and then enslaved on the sugar plantations for the rest of your miserable lives. ❞
❝ So, uh, how’s the– How’s the escape plan coming? ❞
❝ My regret, besides dying, is… our greatest adventure is over before it began, and no one will even remember us. ❞
❝ Your horse bit me in the butt! ❞
❝ What’re you looking at? ❞
❝ Well, it was nice working with you, partner. ❞
❝ You know that little voice that people have that tells them to quit when they’re ahead? You don’t have one! ❞
❝ Come. Let me show you to your temple. ❞
❝ Depart, mortal. ❞
❝ Good luck, see you at the execution. ❞
❝ Call me (Name), your new partner. ❞
❝ Big smile. Like you mean it. ❞
❝ It’s tough to be a God. ❞
❝ If they say I’m a God, that’s what I am. ❞
❝ Smile while you can. ❞
❝ You worry too much. ❞
❝ I worry exactly the right amount. ❞
❝ Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to gloat over my gold. ❞
❝ I’m… not really sure I trust you. ❞
❝ Well… this is not what I expected. ❞
❝ How do I look? ❞
❝ What’s he gonna think if he finds one of the Gods like this, with me! ❞
❝ I humbly request an audience with you, my lord. ❞
❝ These people will not respect you if they do not fear you. ❞
❝ Finally… we’re connecting. ❞
❝ We have to grab what we can carry, and get out of here now. ❞
❝ I blame you. ❞
❝ Crush them into the dust. ❞
❝ Do you know why the Gods demand blood? … Because the Gods don’t bleed. ❞
❝ I know what you are. ❞
❝ There isn’t much I haven’t shared with you along the road. ❞
❝ Friends never say good-bye. ❞
❝ It better be there… For your sake. ❞
❝ Come on. We’ve got a wave to catch! ❞
❝ Quiet! Get down! ❞
❝ You lying heathen. ❞
❝ Come on! You don’t wanna stay here forever, do you? ❞
The Perfect Scientist 