‘ i’ve got like 1 friend , maybe 1.5. ‘

txneleer:

the-perfect-scientist:

“How can you have ‘0.5’ of a friend?” Carlos asked. “Isn’t that… a ‘frenemy’ or something?”

“Yes… I don’t have many friends, but I’ve a lot of enemies and … That one enemy … he’s nice…”

“Uh… I don’t think it’s a good thing if an enemy is ‘nice’,” Carlos said.