Fake relationship

pixiememes:

• “I’ll buy you coffee if you hold my hand for five minutes.”
• “Please just pretend you know me.”
• “I thought you’d never show up!”
• “One date to meet the family. Would you really say no to free food?”
• “You only have to wear the ring until they notice.”
• “What’s the harm if we’re never going to see each other again?”
• “But I don’t even know your name!”
• “I’m not sure we can pull this off.”
• “They’re going to be furious if they find out.”
• “I get to have a sexy partner for a day, and you get to have a story to tell your grandchildren.”
• “Just kiss me and act like you do it every day.”
• “If you keep staring at me like that, everyone’s going to see right through us.”
• “Well, darling? Aren’t you going to introduce me to your friends?”
• “I know we’re strangers, but can you at least hug me back?”
• “I’ll do all the talking, you just stand there and look pretty.”
• “I can’t do this! I’m the worst liar ever!”
• “I’ll do it, but only if we get to go on a real date later.”
• “Look, I only hacked into your account to change your relationship status.”
• “You look terrified. Please smile before someone thinks I threatened you.”
• “This is temporary, I promise!”
• “This is only temporary, right?”
• “So how long do you need me to be your secret spouse?”
• “I think you’re mistaking me for someone charming.”
• “Of all the people here, why me?”
• “Don’t flatter yourself, you just happened to be closest.”