“Holy – Maria, no!“ Carlos exclaimed. “Your heart’s going to explode!”
“It’s empty now Carlos. It’s not coming back now.” She told him. “Plus, you should have seen what we did in college. I swear I heard colors the time we brewed coffee with monster energy then dumped two 5 hour energies in it.”
“Oh my god, how are you even alive?” Carlos asked. “I have doctorates and I didn’t do that! I did stuff the old fashioned way – staying up until life became meaningless and all I am is listless and inside of me is dead.” He said the last part with such a serious face, one wouldn’t know if he were joking or if he was actually serious.
The Perfect Scientist 