I don’t think we should use anything that the Quartermaster has. We’ll see if there’s a funnel or something while we’re out.
One chicken bear and suddenly he’s unreliable? wow okay.
I get the feeling there’s more than just the chicken-bear going on with that guy, Max.
Like a chicken moose or something?
I…. maybe? I don’t know. But what sort of person makes a teddy bear out of raw chicken?
Quartermaster.
I was thinking more someone who might have violent tendencies toward animals. Who the Quartermaster seems to be exhibiting…
So a phycopath? I knew that he was a phycopath the first time I went off with him. He straight up stabbed a fucking squirrel, dude!
He what?? First of all, not cool in front of children! But Max, even if we’re sure he is a psychopath, we can’t just say so without actual knowledge of a diagnosis. It’s not politically correct to say so.
Again, this brings me to why I don’t want to ask him for anything.
To be fair he has a hook hand. And he probably does have a funnel. It’s probably just… gross.
Having a hook hand doesn’t make you a horrible person, Max. Stabbing a squirrel in front of a child does.
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