Hello! I’ve noticed you hanging around Max lately?

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Yes…..? Who are you?

I
would like to point out that there have been no murders at this camp
due to me or my followers since I came here? Except for Rau… But he was
another God and a total dick encroaching on my territory

Again, what about Daniel? He tried. Tried to kill the whole camp before I or, thankfully, Angela got here.

I said “since I got here”

What, you weren’t with him?

Im technically Omnipresent when I don’t have a body, but I usually only focus my consciousness on once place at a time. At that point in time I was focusing on something in Europe until Daniel was a dumbass and drank his own Koolaid, then I was busy fixing him and keeping cops from noticing who he was.

And now he’s back here. With you. And I doubt he’s had a change of heart… though I haven’t met the guy, so I honestly can’t say.

It honestly depends on the Daniel. This Ley Line bridges the gap between alternate dimensions, causing there to be multiples of the same people, but each one unique.

Ugh. I sort of wish Night Vale’s ‘Kill your Double’ policy extended further. Only ‘sort of’ though.

But you’re saying you won’t do anything about any of them?

Why should I? They aren’t even causing any trouble. Plus no one stays dead here for long anyways.

Max is still technically dead. One of them, anyway. He doesn’t enjoy a lot of little things that living folks do.

Eh, that happened before I came here. By the way! Stay away from the corpse pit out back, ok? I think I saw a couple zombies there yesterday.

Out ba… out back where??

Behind the camp and in the woods? Its not exactly hidden?

Maybe it’s hidden on a different plane from where I’m camped, because I haven’t had the… opportunity to jump there and find it.

Thats possible. But yeah, we end up with a lot of dead bodiea

… gross. That’s so gross. What in the hell is happening?

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