If Mormons came to Night Vale
– the first two people come and ring the doorbell
– a disembodied hand answers the door
– mormons just walk away
– they go to the next house
– 17 angles answer the door
– they ominously watch the mormons until they leave
– the next house… isn’t even real? Wait what?
– at the next house they go to they just get a lecture on the smiling god
– if they thought that was bad the blood stone circle lecture a few houses down that scared them for a week
– the last house they went to they were confronted by something truly horrifying
– a gay couple
– a Jewish gay couple
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