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I thought it was illegal to ship children through the mail. Where is he?
okay 1) fuck off anon, 2) anons were the ones that stuck me in that fucking box, i had no say in the matter *he crossed his arms*
Again, I thought this was illegal. Where are you?
pambrooke or someshyt, luckily Dan came to my rescue
Oh good, so you’re safe? You’re being taken care of?
yeah, i should be back at camp soon enough so long as we don’t get pulled over..
That’s good to hear. Wait, why would you get pulled over?
… no reason, just.. we have a long way to go and Dan wants to get back as soon as possible..
Ah, I see. Alright – travel safely.
alright, see you when i get back dad
Okay, kiddo. See you soo –
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*his mouth starts to break out into a wide, slightly shit-eating grin*
… Carlos? is everythng alright? *slight concern*
Everything’s fine, Max. I promise. I’ll see you soon.
The Perfect Scientist 