Isn’t… Dan the one who picked him up to bring him back to camp?
Guys, I’m getting mixed signals here…
No, not Dan. Dan*! There’s someone trying to steal Dan’s identity. And since Max and Dan are friends, that asshole wants to get rid of Max. But I am not going to let that happen.
Oh, Dan* with an asterisk!
Wait, where are they? How can I help??
Oh, no, Dan* hasn’t done anything to Max yet, thankfully, but if he does anything you could just call the police, I guess? This man should definitely go to jail, honestly…..
.. Then let’s call the police now. *his finger hovers over the screen of his phone*
The Perfect Scientist 