“Jesus Christ, does everyone & their brother know that little brat?”
“As for who I am, I’m just a guy who thinks that Max’s new friend Dan needs to be stopped at all costs.”
“So, what? Are you supposed to be Max’s dad or something?”
He paused for a moment. “I am his ‘dad’, yes. Can’t you see we look alike?”
“And not everybody’s brother knows him – My brother doesn’t know him.”
“Uh huh…”
“Anyway, are you aware that your kid & his friend are planning to kill me? And, no I am not exaggerating when I say this. Dan & Max are literally planning to kill me. I never did anything to hurt them…”
“Well, you must’ve done something bad then. Because Max doesn’t go threatening to kill people for kicks. I can’t say anything for Dan since I haven’t met the guy.“