“Don’t worry; I’m already planning on kicking that impostor’s ass after I rescue Max.” Dan reached into his pockets & took out his brass knuckles. “Do you know where they are right now?”
“As
for if he’s a Christian demon, I have no idea. I only found this out
recently & the only info I got was that he was a demon; nothing
specific was said about what type of demon he is.”
“I mean, I’ve dealt with demons before, but I thought I was done with this bullshit. Guess I was wrong…”
“In my experience, dealing with something like this just means that you gain experience, not that it’s done forever. But that’s okay – we know in theory what to do.”
“We’ll just throw whatever we have at him and hope for the best, as realistically that’s what we can do.”
“I guess. I just can’t wait until I don’t have to deal with him anymore…”
“I’m sick & tired of him ruining my life all the time. It’s bad enough that I already have weird shit happening to me when he’s not involved.”
“I mean, I’ve already dealt with werewolves, dinosaurs, annoying mummies, and even a superhero who wrecked my car without bothering to apologize or pay for repairs. But this…this is just insane!”
“Honestly, Dan, I feel you. Not in quite the same way, but I’ve had experiences that could be considered the same caliber. Librarians are pretty monstrous where I live, and I was nearly killed in a miniature underground city by its inhabitants when I went to say hello.”
The Perfect Scientist 
