“Don’t worry; I’m already planning on kicking that impostor’s ass after I rescue Max.” Dan reached into his pockets & took out his brass knuckles. “Do you know where they are right now?”
“As
for if he’s a Christian demon, I have no idea. I only found this out
recently & the only info I got was that he was a demon; nothing
specific was said about what type of demon he is.”
“I mean, I’ve dealt with demons before, but I thought I was done with this bullshit. Guess I was wrong…”
“In my experience, dealing with something like this just means that you gain experience, not that it’s done forever. But that’s okay – we know in theory what to do.”
“We’ll just throw whatever we have at him and hope for the best, as realistically that’s what we can do.”
“I guess. I just can’t wait until I don’t have to deal with him anymore…”
“I’m sick & tired of him ruining my life all the time. It’s bad enough that I already have weird shit happening to me when he’s not involved.”
“I mean, I’ve already dealt with werewolves, dinosaurs, annoying mummies, and even a superhero who wrecked my car without bothering to apologize or pay for repairs. But this…this is just insane!”
“Honestly, Dan, I feel you. Not in quite the same way, but I’ve had experiences that could be considered the same caliber. Librarians are pretty monstrous where I live, and I was nearly killed in a miniature underground city by its inhabitants when I went to say hello.”
“Wait, what? What the hell kind of place do you live in? I go to the library often & the librarians can be annoying & unhelpful at times but they aren’t monsters.”
“Anyway, we’re here.” Dan stopped in front of the apartment complex before taking out the box of miniature explosives & peering in through the window. “He’s still in there…good. Time for Phase 2…”
“What the hell kind of place do you live in?” Carlos responded.
He followed Dan and stood crouched nearby. “Phase 2,” he repeated. “Okay.”
The Perfect Scientist 
