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   HOCUS   POCUS     1993  )    SENTENCE    PROMPTS   .

*  A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF HOCUS POCUS PROMPTS, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .
  •    look at that. another glorious morning…it makes me sick
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    you know, ive always wanted a child.

     

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    come out, my dear. we will not harm thee.


  •    my ungodly book speaks to you..
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    we shall be back, and the lives of all the children of salem will be mine!

     

  •    come, we fly! 
  •    it’s just a bunch of hocus pocus!   
  • ‘   damn,  damn! double damn!   
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    i killed you once, i shall kill you again, you maggoty mouth feicance!

     

  • ‘   it doesn’t matter how young or old you are, you sold your soul!

     

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    you’re the ugliest thing that’s ever lived, and you know it!

     

  • ‘   i’ll always take care of you.  
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    but he can’t die. remember?

     

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    you’ll never know how precious she is until you lose her.

     

  • ‘   nothing good can come from this book. you got it?!


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    there aren’t enough children in the world to make thee young and beautiful!

     

  • ‘   i shall always be with you.  
  • ‘   thanks for lighting that candle.
  • ‘   the witches are dead.
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    my soul’s finally free. you freed me, [name].


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    so take her to the movies like a normal person.

     

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    next year, we go trick-or-treating as wendy and peter pan…


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    look just do this one thing for me, and i’ll do anything you say.

     

  • ‘   this is the girl of my dreams.  
  •    i like your costume, [name].  
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    what do you call them, [name]? yabbos?


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    what took thee so long?  

  • ‘   i had to wait three hundred years for a virgin to light a candle.

     

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    it stands to reason, does it not, sisters dear?


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    we evaporate! we cease to exist!


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    aren’t you broads a little old to be trick or treating?

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    we’ll be younger in the morning.

     

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    why? why was i cursed with such idiot sisters?

     

  • ‘   don’t get your knickers in a twist!  
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    sucking the lives out of little children!

     

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    we’re just three kindly old spinster ladies.


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    spending a quiet evening at home.

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  • ‘   well, tell me friend, what is this contraption?


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    well, what does it say?

     

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    it says to form a circle a salt to protect from zombies, witches, and old boyfriends

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  •    i’ve waited centuries to say that.  
  • ‘   go to hell! 
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    oh! i’ve been there, thank you. i found it quite lovely.

     

  • ‘   i am alive!  
  •   damn that boy, he’s tricked us again.


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    oh, you’re right, you’re always right.

     

  • ‘   it’s my curse, that and you two!

     

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    say what you want; just don’t breathe on me!


  • ‘   amock! amock! amock! 
  •    i am beautiful! boys will love me! 
  • ‘   [name] likes your yabbos. in fact, he loves them!   
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    couldn’t you forget about being a cool teenager just for one night?

     

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    hang him on a hook and let me play with him!

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    this is….this is terribly uncomfortable.


  • ‘   i put a spell on you and now your mine

     

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    a virgin lit the candle.

     

  •   i suggest we form a calming circle.

     

  • ‘   i smell children!  
  • ‘   why was I cursed with such idiot sister?!

     

  • ‘   twist the bones and bend the back.  
  • ‘   i’ve always wanted a child. and now i think i’ll have one on toast!

     

  • ‘   come little children, i’ll take thee away.

     

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    life is sweet, be not shy. on thy feet. so sayeth i!


  • ‘   it is a prison for children.


  • ‘   what is this place?  
  •    it reeks of children!  
  •  okay that’s it, party’s over! get out of my house!

     

  • ‘  they call me master. 
  •  shove it, satan!  
  •  ooh. thou mustn’t speak to master in such a manner.


  • ‘  wait ‘til you see what i’m gonna call you.

     

  • ‘  hello, i want my book.
  • ‘  we desire children.
  •   i don’t think there’s gonna be a problem.

     

  • ‘  i couldn’t wear anything like that because i don’t have any.

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  • ‘  ’tis firm! ‘tis firm as stone!


  • ‘  why! it’s a road!  
  • ‘  dead man’s toe! dead man’s toe! dead! dead! dead!


  • ‘  pull over! let me see your driver’s permit!

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  • ‘  i need one of those instant ice packs.

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  • ‘  oh man, how come it’s always the ugly chicks that stay out late?


  •  now you must suffer the consequences!


  • ‘  i’m going to summon the burning rain of death!

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  • ‘  look, he makes fire in his hand.


  • ‘  no, no! he’s a good zombie.


  • ‘  i hate it when that happens.

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  • ‘  i hate halloween! 
  • ‘  i brought the witches back from the dead. see, i even have the book.


  • ‘  look, I’ll get it tattooed on my forehead, okay?

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  • ‘  are you a virgin? 
  • ‘  let’s light this sucker and meet the old broads.


  •  sisters, satan has married medusa. see the snakes in her hair.

     

  • ‘  i can’t believe you made me move here!

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  • ‘  the witches are back from the dead and they’re after us.

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  • ‘  how much candy have you had, honey?


  • all hallow’s eve has become a night of frolic, where children wear costumes and run amok!

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