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halloweentown   /   starter   sentences.

posted   in   preparation   for   halloween!   feel   free   to   change   the   pronouns   to   make   these   fit!

‘ being normal is vastly overrated. ‘
‘ [ name ], it’s rude to stare! ‘
‘ why don’t we talk about how illegal it is to drive without eyeballs? ‘
‘ i’m just trying to protect you. ‘
‘ hey look! i’m a potato, are you happy now? maybe i’ll put down some roots in the carpet. ‘
‘ magic is really very simple, all you’ve got to do is want something and then let yourself have it. ‘
‘ you are not a witch. ‘
‘ why can’t you find a more normal holiday to get hung up on? like… arbor day! trees are important too, you know. ‘
‘ i’ve always said that the movies could teach us so much. ‘
‘ maybe we could go out for an ice cream. i know my way around town. i’m kinda like the big cheese here. ‘
‘ how are we supposed to grow up if we’re not allowed to go into the world, try new things and take some risks? ‘
‘ i bet you get a’s in school. ‘
‘ i wanna help you fight the bad thing! ‘
‘ i’m getting that déjà vu feeling again! ‘
‘ oh yes, we should put on our bikinis and go swimming in it! ‘
‘ i have my reasons and i will explain them to you when you’re taller. ‘