thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

asymbina:

argumate:

argumate:

argumate:

an apocalyptic cult prophetically warning that the world won’t end, ever

it’s just going to keep going on like this, groans dismal prophet

apricops said: hooded figures chanting “no easy outs from this bullshit”

“you can quit the game, but the game keeps playing”

the Church of Grudging Resignation

It doesn’t worship an ancient horror so much as it just constantly pesters them to wake up and destroy the planet but it refuses to do so

libertarirynn:

xlec:

xlec:

wangdude2006:

xlec:

this vine is one year old but everything about this is art. the camera rotates a full 180 degrees around a point. the child in the background misses an easy basketball shot then gets hit in the face in the face with a basketball. the fact that this kids name is semi. the fucking beat is three notes and semi kills that shit with one of the hottest bars dropped in this decade. ‘money add then multiply’ means that semi knows his fuckin shit but he doesnt know how to say mathematics. put this fucking vine on a cd so it can be looped by aliens 3000 years in the future

you missed the kid’s genius – he can spell mathematics, he goes an extra step, it’s
(M)oney (A)dd (Th)en (M)ultiply, I call that MATHM-Mathematics

this post never dies and you know what? i hope it never does. long live Semi the King.

I have tears in my eyes

alphagodith:

mercy-run:

we-are-carpenter:

greysdawn:

artnerd1123:

lundylawrence:

youremycheerleader:

evangelinethedemonicangel:

mathriseheaven:

my favourite moment in undertale is this btw

cause ur like woah cool but then you realise its a fucking pun

I don’t get it????

It re-fused
Fused back together
Like the pieces shattered, but refused to do so, by re-fusing

I am about 50 levels of done rn at how long I didn’t notice this and I’M SCREAMING

@therealhypervlad

*insert pic of someone going BOI here*

OH MY GOD

wait until you realize that determination is a pun too

de-termination (as in death)

(╬⓪益⓪)

OH MY FUCKING GOD JESUS CHRIST FUCK DAMMIT TOBY FUCK

Reblog if you are willing to RP With Non-Human Muses.

ln-ask-the-maid:

ask-viscen-and-ayaka:

Such as: Furries, Talking Animals, Pokemon, Robots, Androids, Mutants, Ghosts, Monsters, Myths (creatures or figures), OC created creatures, Morphers, Humans with Supernatural Powers, Angels, Fallen Angels, Demons, Creatures from Video Games (Legend of Zelda, Animal Crossing, Mario, ect)

Also to add to the list: half/partially human characters, creatures from animes/movies, and creatures from books

dynamicsymmetry:

kaijuno:

People always gloss over how mentally damaging it can be to work in retail. I fucking hate that whenever I say “I could never work in retail again” someone has to reply “You snowflake millennials can’t take a starter job because you have to INTERACT with other people” No. Fuck you. I’ve worked as a planetarium host. I’ve worked as a public speaker. I’ve worked as a tutor and as a student teacher. I can work with people. I can work with crowds. Retail was fucking different. Retail was being treated as a subhuman. Retail was being treated so poorly that you have anxiety attacks before work. Having to work retail was a factor in my last suicide attempt. If I hear you say one fucking word about retail workers playing the victim I will personally break every bone in your body. Fuck You.

The holidays are coming up. Retail workers are going to be spiraling into a nightmare beyond human comprehension. If you’ve worked retail, you know this. If you haven’t, be aware of it. Please be kind to every retail worker you come across. Please be patient and understanding. It is misery out there.