If you ever get anon hate for posting something, just delete the ask and block the anon and then post like a whole shit ton of the stuff they complained about, because then not only are they refreshing your blog waiting for a response that will never be posted, they’re also having to sit through even more of the stuff they hate.
Idk why you’d give a dog fruit but cool! Here’s some safety tips.
“Idk why you’d give a dog fruit” because dogs love fruit and it’s a 100% healthier alternative to baked treats
DOGS ARE ALLOWED TO EAT BLUEBERRIES!! THE SWR FANDOM IS IN UPROAR!! “PROTECT THE BLUEBERRY 2K15″ BECOMES THE BATTLE CRY!!
Okay, but seriously:
Please Reblog, you might Save a Life.
Not just the life of a dog, but also the life of its human(s). Many people have therapy dogs. If they inadvertently lost their dogs because they do not know these facts, they might get into depression and that might not end well.
Time to throw apples in my pups mouth
remember
1) one time i dropped a grape and had to essentially drop-kick my senior doggo to keep him from diving on it
2) there is no consistent threshhold for what amount of raisins or grapes is safe/dangerous/lethal to dogs. Vet techs i’ve chatted with share stories that run the gamut from ‘ate one single grape and died’ to ‘emptied the entire damn fruit bowl and just got some bad farts for a week’.
❤ PROTECT UR FLOOFY PAL ❤
I would not give a doge a lemon though because I do not want them to be freaked out by the sourness it will do them a startle
My dog used to climb our lemon tree to eat them. He did the same thing with mangoes
I now have the most Ridiculous Mental Image of a dog using a ladder to stealthily climb up into the branches of the trees on your property to commit Shameless Acts of Theft
^^^ 😂😂😂😂
“IN UR TREE
STEALIN UR LEMONS”
Also if your puppo is anything like mine and loves mulberries: mulberries are good for them too. Dexter will eat them off the fucking tree
Carlos hadn’t been to a circus in years – not since he was little. But there had been a raffle at work and Carlos had won a coupon for a free ticket. He kinda hoped that his brother and/or his dad were in town so he could invite them to go with him.
Carlos made his way to the ticket office that was set up, standing in the line with his coupon as he looked at everything around him. Some things were different than what he remembered or imagined a circus to be like, but not everything could be a dated cliche trope he supposed.
Once at the ticket office he smiled and offered the coupon. “Hey… this any good?” he asked in a joking manner.
The
vampire gave another huff through his fangs, shaking his head once
more. “No.. They don’t even have to be willing- I just need to be able
to look them in the eye,”
“I thought you said you just needed to touch them?” Carlos asked him. “What’s the process of it exactly?”
He waved his hand dismissively, leaning back and sighing. “Sorry I’m not extremely specific about everything I say, I’ve never been a year subject before.” He huffed, “Touching someone is preferable for a tighter hold, but it’s not necessary if you’re making eye contact..”
“A tighter hold,” Carlos repeated as he typed into the notepad. “What do you mean by that?”
“I mean I can control them better.. The eye contact is an emotional and spiritual control, and it can be enhanced by touching them for extreme physical control..” He muttered, “Now. May I have a subject?”
“I’ll have to talk to the others,” Carlos said. “It’s just Jake here right now, and I’m not sure if it’s something he wants to do. He might want to plan for it, at the very least. But we can definitely put this on our schedule of study.”
Carlos hadn’t been to a circus in years – not since he was little. But there had been a raffle at work and Carlos had won a coupon for a free ticket. He kinda hoped that his brother and/or his dad were in town so he could invite them to go with him.
Carlos made his way to the ticket office that was set up, standing in the line with his coupon as he looked at everything around him. Some things were different than what he remembered or imagined a circus to be like, but not everything could be a dated cliche trope he supposed.
Once at the ticket office he smiled and offered the coupon. “Hey… this any good?” he asked in a joking manner.
The
vampire gave another huff through his fangs, shaking his head once
more. “No.. They don’t even have to be willing- I just need to be able
to look them in the eye,”
“I thought you said you just needed to touch them?” Carlos asked him. “What’s the process of it exactly?”
He waved his hand dismissively, leaning back and sighing. “Sorry I’m not extremely specific about everything I say, I’ve never been a year subject before.” He huffed, “Touching someone is preferable for a tighter hold, but it’s not necessary if you’re making eye contact..”
“A tighter hold,” Carlos repeated as he typed into the notepad. “What do you mean by that?”
Carlos hadn’t been to a circus in years – not since he was little. But there had been a raffle at work and Carlos had won a coupon for a free ticket. He kinda hoped that his brother and/or his dad were in town so he could invite them to go with him.
Carlos made his way to the ticket office that was set up, standing in the line with his coupon as he looked at everything around him. Some things were different than what he remembered or imagined a circus to be like, but not everything could be a dated cliche trope he supposed.
Once at the ticket office he smiled and offered the coupon. “Hey… this any good?” he asked in a joking manner.
The
vampire gave another huff through his fangs, shaking his head once
more. “No.. They don’t even have to be willing- I just need to be able
to look them in the eye,”
“I thought you said you just needed to touch them?” Carlos asked him. “What’s the process of it exactly?”
Carlos hadn’t been to a circus in years – not since he was little. But there had been a raffle at work and Carlos had won a coupon for a free ticket. He kinda hoped that his brother and/or his dad were in town so he could invite them to go with him.
Carlos made his way to the ticket office that was set up, standing in the line with his coupon as he looked at everything around him. Some things were different than what he remembered or imagined a circus to be like, but not everything could be a dated cliche trope he supposed.
Once at the ticket office he smiled and offered the coupon. “Hey… this any good?” he asked in a joking manner.
“No..
A-and the whole burning at daylight thing is a lie, it’s just a bit of a
sunburn..” He explained with a wave of his hand, biting into his sleeve
and digging his fangs into it. “I can still do everything I used to do
when I was a human.. But now I drink blood and hypnotize people..”
Carlos started to type more into his ipad. “You can hypnotize people, huh?” he asked. “Are there any special requirements for hypnosis? I mean, how difficult is it?”
His eyes flickered up, attempting to meet Carlos’ own darker ones as he chewed on his sleeve. “It’s easy.. I just have to touch them while I do it, so I can regulate their pulse and make sure they don’t die..”
“Ah, okay,” Carlos said with a nod. “Interesting. Is that the extent of your expanded abilities since becoming a vampire?”
He nodded once more, letting his eyes fall and follow Carlos’ fingers across his screen. “If you want- I could show a volunteer of yours?”
Carlos looked at him curiously. “A volunteer?” Carlos asked, obviously very intrigued. “Oh… um, I should ask… is it dangerous at all?”
“Not unless I want them to do something dangerous, I won’t I promise.. It’ll be simple,” He folded his hands, to avoid the nervous tapping. “Like ‘pick up a pen’, or ‘take off your jacket’.”
“Picking up a pen is dangerous,” Carlos pointed out almost absently. But otherwise, he was thinking about it. “It would be interesting to observe. I’ll talk to the other scientists and see who would be interested in helping with the experiment.”
He sighed worriedly, his lips being bitten through his fangs as he went on a bit quieter. “I could.. just do it on you.. if you think that’d be okay?” His head shook then, “A-ah.. never mind. Get anyone- it doesn’t matter!”
“Well, someone needs to observe and take notes if I’m to understand this process,” Carlos explained. “Are… there restrictions on who you can hypnotize?”
The Perfect Scientist 