A Holiday Surprise (closed w/ selfmedicatingmayor)

selfmedicatingmayor:

the-perfect-scientist:

“Thank you for making it special,” Carlos told him. “On my own… well, I wouldn’t have done anything.” He pulled away a bit to look at Hancock. “Wanna head inside and play your new games?” he asked with a smile. “It’s pretty cold in the warehouse…”

“You just need to let me know when somethin’s coming up and I promise I’ll do everything I can to make it special for ya.” Hancock leaned back in for a quick peck then got to his feet and grabbed the holodisk. “Let’s go cuddle up and get warm, yeah? It’s a little chilly in here.”

Carlos smiled and nodded. “I wonder if we can warm up something to drink…”  They had already eaten the noodle bowls, of course, but being outside did chase away some of the warmth. How did mutfruit juice taste warm? Would it be like cider, or just yucky?

My Fingers Slipped @partyplanningforsuckers The heat only seemed to be packed in at the circus, with the hundreds of citizens that had swarmed like ants and the intense rides that seemed to have a life of their own. The smell of sugary cotton candy and popcorn was enough to lure anyone who had just come from a days work, the circus was the place to be. With a circle of sand and tigers, along with swinging trapeze and double jointed dancers, the main stage was selling ticket for such a view.

partyplanningforsuckers:

the-perfect-scientist:

partyplanningforsuckers:

the-perfect-scientist:

partyplanningforsuckers

the-perfect-scientist:

Carlos hadn’t been to a circus in years – not since he was little. But there had been a raffle at work and Carlos had won a coupon for a free ticket. He kinda hoped that his brother and/or his dad were in town so he could invite them to go with him.

Carlos made his way to the ticket office that was set up, standing in the line with his coupon as he looked at everything around him. Some things were different than what he remembered or imagined a circus to be like, but not everything could be a dated cliche trope he supposed.

Once at the ticket office he smiled and offered the coupon. “Hey… this any good?” he asked in a joking manner.

@partyplanningforsuckers

Skip
picked up some of the equipment and blushed as it’s cold surfacing gave
him chills, he didn’t understand what any of these things did. Was he
supposed to?

“I think it’s very smart of you, like you never set down a pencil..
Like you can just never stop, almost like Science controls you..”

Carlos smiles slightly and put his finger in front of his own mouth in a shushing gesture. “Pencils are illegal,” he reminded gently. “But I understand and sort of agree with your sentiments. Science is a very big part of my life, and I’m almost always thinking about it.”

His face paled a bit at his wording, a quick hand to his mouth before pulling it away and whispering with a gentle and worried voice. “I-I’m sorry, I’m new in town.” He excused, looking over Carlos once more.

It took all the courage in his pounding heart to muster up the courage to add, “I think it’s very important for someone to be so dedicated to what they love, I work every day of my life to be perfect for the crowd. You do too, and that’s admirable.” He cooed soothingly, a hand trailing up Carlos’s shirt and feeling over the fabric.

Carlos just nodded. “Yeah… There’s no point in disliking my work, or I wouldn’t be doing it,” Carlos said. “Anyway… let’s get rolling.” He reached over and pulled on his seatbelt. “Seatbelts are in fashion, so go ahead and wear it.”

Skip huffed angrily at his failed romantics, but instead of fussing over it he simply grabbed the seatbelt dramatically and tugged it over his body, clicking it taut and crossing his arms.

Prude.

“Carlos-“ He began again, looking over at the driver and sighing deeply, “I don’t know if I can go out in front of all those people, maybe you and I can just grab a burger or something?” He pulled his shoulders towards the window, his voice in a whimpering manner as he gazed to the stars and waited with an internal smirk.

Carlos was confused. “Uh… what? But I meant it – I hadn’t had my mandated pizza slice yet. I don’t know how the laws are with visitors, but I think you should have some too just to be safe. What’s… what’s wrong with eating in front of your team mates?” Was it because he wasn’t… feeling well? “If you’d rather do this another day then that’s okay… if you need to take a break…”


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spycopoth:

avrege:

roboboners:

kk-slider-covers-nobody-wanted:

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space-lesbo:

leander-ligo:

understandager:

when u only know one lyric in a song so it plays in ur head like this

This is just what depression feels like

this is legit how it plays in my head

Pretend You’re Xyzzy (Cards Against Humanity online clone) is gone…

repair-pangolin:

bloodyjinxii:

bloodyjinxii:

Potentially for good.

UPDATE: 8/7/2018

TW: School shooting mention

A user played a blank card threatening to shoot up a certain school. Another player in the match reported it to the FBI, and, due to the legal costs racking up against the person running the servers, PYX has been closed.

It wasn’t the admin’s fault, it was a dumb player who has since been arrested.

Source

For those who still want a CAH clone, there’s still azala.info, which still has chat and customs, as well as community-made custom packs and the ability to make your own “pocket decks” to shuffle into any game you join.

The loss of XYZZY is still terrible and there were many people that enjoyed it more, but there’s still at least an alternative.

weavemama:

anyway the LGBT+ community doesn’t support pedophiles or pedophilia I can’t believe in 2018 people are fucking lazy enough to not type www.google.com and find the answers. posts + articles about the LGBT community supporting pedophilia is going viral again because internet geniuses will believe that stuff these days so to the folks who are falling for it….here’s all the fuckin proof you need:

there. it’s fake. 4chan edgelords created it bc they’re gross and bored but I mean lounging around in your parents basement doesn’t sound so thrilling anyways.

they even went as far as creating posters to post IN REAL LIFE, one of which is going viral again on the internet:

once again, THIS was literally created by one of the alt-right 4channers….to further demean the LGBT community.

people are even going as far as saying the FEMINIST movement supports this too ???? like ????? ,, I can’t believe the shit people are falling for these days. it’s getting extremely pathetic.

don’t feed into those articles that claim the LGBT community wants pedophiles to join. it’s exactly what those trolls want.

THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY DOES NOT SUPPORT PEDOPHILIA. STOP FALLING FOR THIS DISGUSTING PROPOGANDA.