honeybruh:

sisterofsteam:

fourtygay:

aniseandspearmint:

jeza-red:

skidar:

nichaelforyou:

put it back and lets pretend this never existed

Don’t put it back, its an aggressive invasive species 

Christ

That’s a lot of nuggets right there

can u imagine going noodlin and this chomps down on you oh my god

Duuuuude!! Catfish grow to the amount of food there is which means the river these guys came from must be plentiful as fuck, or it’s eating the native species. 
PSA: do NOT catch and release catfish. The fuckers will screw with the rivers ecosystem if they’re not native to the area.
These are the sort of size fish that WILL have a go at eating people as well, they will probs chock but yeah.
Catfish have little to no sight, since they’re bottom feeders they scout for food mostly using their feelers, and just swallow whatever they think can fit in their mouths. 

I watch a lot of Jeremy Wades River Monsters when I’m bored. The shit he films is ridiculous and I love it.

Edit: Cat fish are also cannibals if there’s no other food source.

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nothereforpuffskeins:

the-perfect-scientist:

nothereforpuffskeins:

nothereforpuffskeins:

☝️ – Tap my muse on the shoulder

Newt had been walking down the street, case in hand when he suddenly felt a tap on his shoulder. He paused, not sure who was there, but he turned to see– 

“Carlos?” He asked in disbelief. It had been ages since he’d last seen the man. What were the chances of seeing him again?

Newt chuckled quietly, and looked down slightly. “I’m hoping when my book is published, America’ll become more accepting.” He said, rubbing the back of his neck. 

“Well, I certainly hope so,” Carlos told him. “I’m looking forward to it. I know my class on magical creatures was pretty lacking at Ilvermorny. The information just isn’t there for us to learn yet.”

Newt smiled warmly, and nodded. “Hopefully the information will just continue to grow and spread.” He said softly. 

“Hopefully,” Carlos agreed with a nod. Carlos wasn’t sure what else to say for a moment. But then he had an idea. “You’re not busy right this moment, are you? Have you had lunch?”

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nothereforpuffskeins:

nothereforpuffskeins:

☝️ – Tap my muse on the shoulder

Newt had been walking down the street, case in hand when he suddenly felt a tap on his shoulder. He paused, not sure who was there, but he turned to see– 

“Carlos?” He asked in disbelief. It had been ages since he’d last seen the man. What were the chances of seeing him again?

Newt chuckled quietly, and looked down slightly. “I’m hoping when my book is published, America’ll become more accepting.” He said, rubbing the back of his neck. 

“Well, I certainly hope so,” Carlos told him. “I’m looking forward to it. I know my class on magical creatures was pretty lacking at Ilvermorny. The information just isn’t there for us to learn yet.”

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nothereforpuffskeins:

the-perfect-scientist:

nothereforpuffskeins:

the-perfect-scientist:

nothereforpuffskeins:

nothereforpuffskeins:

☝️ – Tap my muse on the shoulder

Newt had been walking down the street, case in hand when he suddenly felt a tap on his shoulder. He paused, not sure who was there, but he turned to see– 

“Carlos?” He asked in disbelief. It had been ages since he’d last seen the man. What were the chances of seeing him again?

The thin man smiled softly, and looked down shyly. “I’ve been keeping busy.” He replied, rubbing the back of his neck. “Lots of studying, lots of writing, lots of traveling.” He said, and glanced up at the man. 

“What’s new with you?” He asked. 

Carlos smiled slightly. “Well, um… I’ve been studying, myself,” he said. “Trying to hone my metal-charming as No-Maj technology around us marches forward, you know? I applied for a couple new patents for some charmed equipment that I invented.”

Carlos forgot how shy and awkward Newt would appear when you spoke to him. But if Carlos remembered correctly now, that was just how Newt was.

The man nodded, and glanced around as people passed them by. “That’s good.” He said, nodding a little. “And how’s your father?” He asked, tilting his head. “Are you having any more problems with the shed?” 

Carlos shook his head. “No, no problems. We’ve learned how to spot bundimun rot so we’re able to keep them at bay. And keep them hidden from our neighbors. And Dad and Mikey are doing well. Thanks for asking.”

Newt smiled, and nodded. “That’s good.” He replied happily. “How are things in America? After the incident in New York, I came home, and I haven’t been able to return.” He explained.

Carlos shrugged slightly. “I don’t pay too much attention to politics, but I don’t think much has changed from a year ago. Some anti-magic cult had been destroyed, but that just seemed to fuel wizard elitists’ ideals.” He then gave a wry smile. “And I still can’t legally get a puffskein, even if I wanted to. So there’s that.”

kallypsowrites:

redwwood:

comickit:

redwwood:

pottamux:

chaoticroguekel:

pottamux:

captaincromch:

redwwood:

redwwood:

My mom kept all our baby teeth but she didn’t separate them so there’s just a box she had with like. Three sets of random teeth mixed around

Okay I’m so sorry this isn’t actually funny but it’s like. Really funny. I’m so sorry

wtf dogs lose their teeth. also who the fuck keeps baby teeth that’s horrific

My mom kept my baby teeth. And then my second set fell out so I kept those in a little bag and now we both have a set of my baby teeth.

wait what. how many teeth do you have im so confused.

I had 3 sets of teeth. So did my older brother. It was weird cause I’d had them for a few years and then they all started coming out all at once. Had a full new set in like 2 weeks. My dentist said it was fine since nothing grew out of place so idk.

I’m sorry what you grew teeth like a shark? What?

When i was younger I watched my babysitter take a plastic bag containing all her baby teeth and crushed them all into powder under the leg of a chair bc she was bored

Excuse me?

This post is like getting punched repeatidly, but from a different angle each time