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“Lame, isn’t it?” 

The reporter laughed, pulling his wallet out as he stood in line at the grocery store. The damned holiday music blasting through the speakers was driving him insane. “They should be more considerate of the lonely dumbfucks who gotta be reminded of their sad damn holidays.” He grumbled, pulling some bills to pay.

Carlos shrugged as he arranged his own groceries on the conveyor belt. “I’m usually pretty okay with it,” he admitted. “But I understand it’s not for everyone. And yeah, the commercialism can understandably be grating.” Especially when a guy was buying macaroni and ramen for himself… Like Carlos was.

As the summer days rolled by, a full moon crept closer and closer. Thankfully, the woods surrounding the camp were large and caves were scatted everywhere, maybe Carlos could wait this out in a cave? all he had to do was find one and hope some other animal didn’t make its home there, right? -(the worse starter maker) L

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Carlos wandered through the forest. He knew he’d seen a cave somewhere – it looked like an old bear cave, though he hadn’t gone in it before. He wanted to be as far away from his camp and the summer camps, in case the children had an idea to wander around at night to hunt for snipes. The full moon would make visibility perfect for it, so it was a reasonable concern in Carlos’ mind.

He finally came across the cave he was looking for. And not too soon either – the moon would rise probably within the next ten minutes. Carlos ventured forth, holding his flashlight up to search the inside of the cave. Hopefully it was empty. Could a werewolf beat a bear? Maybe?

he looked down at and shifted his paws, unsure how to feel about this

Carlos’ tail stopped moving. Right…

I’m… not going to be like this in the morning, Carlos said. A wolf, I mean. I know you probably don’t like human adults so… I wanted to get out of your fur before then.

And risk being discovered by the children or the counselors, if any of them decided to go for a midnight walk.

‘You.. You Still Don’t Have To Go, Things Are Just.. Different Now’ he looked up at the other, hoping he would somehow get what he was trying to say

Carlos looked at him. I don’t exactly see how… I’m a human. I have been the entire time. I just… have a condition, that makes me look not that way.

‘Well.. You’ll Just Have To Not Kill Me In My Sleep’ he tiredly layed his head down

You’re worried about me killing you?? Carlos asked incredulously.

‘I’m Worried Anyone Trying To Kill Me, It’s Nothing Personal’

Carlos was quiet for a second. I guess I could say the same. I thought you would’ve gone after me. Nothing personal, though… it was just a worry I had as well.

‘I Think People Think I’m Mean Cause I’m So Big..’ he yawned ‘But I’m Only Mean When I Have To Be’

Carlos nodded. Yeah… it’s why I worried when you were getting close to the camp. My kid’s there, so… you know.

‘Yeah I Know..’ he glanced out of the cave, the world seemed so quiet

Carlos was silent for a moment.

So, um… yeah, he said finally. Then Carlos lay down with his head sitting on top of his pants. So… if you see a human here in the morning, then it’s probably me. But then Carlos looked over at the other creature. I mean… if you want me to stay. If not, then let me know and I’ll…

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Carlos grinned at him, his attention now diverted as well. “I told you – Daisy had some come in. Said something about the trade coming out of Nuka World getting better. Anyway, I had the caps so I figured why not? I’m very glad it’s a hit with you though – I was worried because of the price.”

“Daisy’s been holdin’ out on me?” He half-joked as he took another bite then offered the cake to Carlos with a little smile, chewing and swallowing before speaking again. “Have you tried it yet? Want a bite?”

Carlos smiled and nodded, opening his mouth to take a bite from the cake in Hancock’s hands. It was incredibly crunchy and sweet, despite the years it was sealed away in this cardboard box. One had to wonder about pre-war food – what was it made of for it to be preserved for so long?

“Ish goo’!” he reported, his mouth still full as he was still chewing.

As the summer days rolled by, a full moon crept closer and closer. Thankfully, the woods surrounding the camp were large and caves were scatted everywhere, maybe Carlos could wait this out in a cave? all he had to do was find one and hope some other animal didn’t make its home there, right? -(the worse starter maker) L

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Carlos wandered through the forest. He knew he’d seen a cave somewhere – it looked like an old bear cave, though he hadn’t gone in it before. He wanted to be as far away from his camp and the summer camps, in case the children had an idea to wander around at night to hunt for snipes. The full moon would make visibility perfect for it, so it was a reasonable concern in Carlos’ mind.

He finally came across the cave he was looking for. And not too soon either – the moon would rise probably within the next ten minutes. Carlos ventured forth, holding his flashlight up to search the inside of the cave. Hopefully it was empty. Could a werewolf beat a bear? Maybe?

he looked down at and shifted his paws, unsure how to feel about this

Carlos’ tail stopped moving. Right…

I’m… not going to be like this in the morning, Carlos said. A wolf, I mean. I know you probably don’t like human adults so… I wanted to get out of your fur before then.

And risk being discovered by the children or the counselors, if any of them decided to go for a midnight walk.

‘You.. You Still Don’t Have To Go, Things Are Just.. Different Now’ he looked up at the other, hoping he would somehow get what he was trying to say

Carlos looked at him. I don’t exactly see how… I’m a human. I have been the entire time. I just… have a condition, that makes me look not that way.

‘Well.. You’ll Just Have To Not Kill Me In My Sleep’ he tiredly layed his head down

You’re worried about me killing you?? Carlos asked incredulously.

‘I’m Worried Anyone Trying To Kill Me, It’s Nothing Personal’

Carlos was quiet for a second. I guess I could say the same. I thought you would’ve gone after me. Nothing personal, though… it was just a worry I had as well.

‘I Think People Think I’m Mean Cause I’m So Big..’ he yawned ‘But I’m Only Mean When I Have To Be’

Carlos nodded. Yeah… it’s why I worried when you were getting close to the camp. My kid’s there, so… you know.