if u ship ur muse with my muse
PLEASE FUCKING TELL ME
because i might also ship it
but i would be sitting there like
welp, i would do this, but i don’t know if they like it
“I found a crowbar and a shovel. I’m gonna go dig up some trouble~”
Carlos laughed heartily at the pun.
I’m watching Hocus Pocus on TV right now. According to the guid, the 700 club is supposed to play right after. lol
Uh… Trick or Treat? *is scared of what to expect*
Gellert tapped his chin in thought. “Happy Halloween.” He tossed a new lab coat into the bucket.
“Oh, hey! Um – thanks!” A guy could never have too many labcoats.
Halloween Pick Up Line Starters!
“I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend/girlfriend?”
“Your costume looks complicated. Need help taking it off?”
“You’re such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.”
“You’re the most boo-tiful ghost I’ve seen all night!”
“I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.”
“Hey pumpkin, I bet I can put a smile on your face!”
“That’s a nice witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore because you’ve already swept me off my feet.”
“You’re the only treat I want this Halloween.”
“That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.”
“Hello there, boo-tiful!”
“What’s a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?”
“That pirate outfit looks really hot on you. Wanna search me for buried treasure?”
“I wish you were a vampire so we could do some necking.”
“I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.”
“If we go out, I promise I’ll never ghost you"
“Happy Halloween! How can I find out if you’re a trick or a treat?”
“that works too.” they traced their fingers along Carlos’ jaw, already feeling very delightful tingles at the thought of shaving with Carlos’ face as a canvas, “You can test out my new shave gel I’ve been perfecting.”
“Ooh – sounds great!” Carlos said, excited. “Does it smell nice?”
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“I’ve been drinking a lot of cider… I think it was the alcoholic one… don’t tell Mr Stark!”
“Do you feel okay, kiddo? You tired or anything?”
“Hey, Han! I got you something!” Carlos was carrying an old tote bag that he used when he went shopping. He pulled out a box of Sugar Bombs as well as a box of NukaWorld brand funnel cakes. “You have no idea how excited I was to find these!”
Delight crossed the ghoul’s face as he saw the sweets and he quickly descended on the bag, poking through it quickly before pulling out one of the funnel cakes and practically tackling Carlos in a hug and quick kiss. “You’re the fuckin’ best, y’know that? Absolutely phenomenal, sunshine.”
Carlos beamed at him and he pressed another kiss to Hancock’s mouth. “Well, I try to be,” he said. Another kiss. “Happy Halloween, babe. I know it’s really only Diamond City that celebrates, but… yeah. Consider that an excuse to get sugar.”
“I mean, you should be shirtless all the time, but I can’t promise to keep my hands on your face.”
Carlos giggled. “Maybe we just cut the hair witht he shirt I’m wearing now, then I’ll change into the costume afterward?”
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