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My Fingers Slipped @partyplanningforsuckers The heat only seemed to be packed in at the circus, with the hundreds of citizens that had swarmed like ants and the intense rides that seemed to have a life of their own. The smell of sugary cotton candy and popcorn was enough to lure anyone who had just come from a days work, the circus was the place to be. With a circle of sand and tigers, along with swinging trapeze and double jointed dancers, the main stage was selling ticket for such a view.
Carlos hadn’t been to a circus in years – not since he was little. But there had been a raffle at work and Carlos had won a coupon for a free ticket. He kinda hoped that his brother and/or his dad were in town so he could invite them to go with him.
Carlos made his way to the ticket office that was set up, standing in the line with his coupon as he looked at everything around him. Some things were different than what he remembered or imagined a circus to be like, but not everything could be a dated cliche trope he supposed.
Once at the ticket office he smiled and offered the coupon. “Hey… this any good?” he asked in a joking manner.
He
held his hand out for the scientist to preform his strange and rather
odd tests, letting his eyes flutter over the needle before pulling them
away and sighing. “I-I didn’t think this would take so long- I kinda
have a lunch date I gotta get to soon.”
“It won’t,” Carlos said. He held the poker device to the pad of his finger. “Little poke,” he warned before hitting the button. A spring released and a small tack shot out, puncturing the skin on the finger. Carlos set the poker aside and quickly grabbed the small glass tube and held it at ready, waiting for the blood to flow.
Slurp slurp that liquid nitrogen
no doNT DO THAT!!!!
Don’t tell me what to do
You ever had your tongue frozen to a pole? It’s going to be like that, but an infinite amount of times worse!
No, i haven’t, but that sounds cool!
I’m pretty sure I used ‘infinite’ and ‘worse’ in the same sentence.
Yeah, you did, but it still sounds awesome!
I can assure you that it is NOT.
How do you know?
I’m a scientist.
Also, I’ve seen Youtube videos of people playing with liquid nitrogen.
Dang… can I atleast drink the stuff from the beakers?
What? No – why would you ask that? Those are all kinds of harsh chemicals that aren’t meant for consumption.
So? I drank rat poison once and i’m still alive. And, come on… the stuff looks so pretty and colorful…
Then go drink Kool-aid. Or soda. It comes in many different colors.
Mix kool-aid with rat poison n then liquid nitrogen for a refreshin drink
NO! You’re not helping!
Ain’t here to help. M’here for a good time.
*downs the “refreshment”*
What the – wait, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DRINKING??
Whatcha think I’m drinkin?
*pours it on the floor*
*it sizzles and burns*
Why?? Why are you drinking that??
That is not how this works – you cannot develop a tolerance to that
Irrelevant.
I think it’s very relevant if you want to live
I’m still kickin ain’t I?
*Looks him up and down* Arguably.
*kicks you in the shin*
kickin.
OW!
The kids are right – you are crazy!!
The Perfect Scientist 