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“That works, yeah. And we hadn’t had dinner yet, I can bring something by if you’d like. Want to say….half an hour, to give you time to do a little prep before we arrive?” She was trying not to be overbearing, letting him have final say in the plans.

“Yeah, if you want to. I have some gluten-free mac and cheese here, and that’s enough to make her and me happy without burning the house down.” Carlos chuckled. “But you’re welcome to bring food over tonight if you want to. Half an hour sounds good… or whatever ‘half an hour’ means for me here in Night Vale. I’ll expect you soon.”

“I’ll whip something up while Angie finishes getting ready, then. See you in a bit~” Without further preamble, the Fae woman hung up her phone to give their daughter the time frame for the trip to Carlos’ apartment. The real question was what to bring over that wouldn’t necessarily need bread or gluten in it.

Still, a half an hour later as promised, the door in the apartment that connected to Mia’s pocket dimension swung open to allow both child and guardian to enter, a pot of sloppy joe-covered tater tots held in Mia’s hands.

“Knock knock~”

“Papa! Hi!”

Carlos came trotting in, wearing a simple pair of sweat pants and an old tshirt and no socks. At the sight of Angie his heart leapt – higher than usual – and he hurried forward, dropping down to his knees to pull her into his arms.

“Angie! It’s good to see you!”

He wasn’t sure why he was so excited – they’d been talking regularly on the phone and through email or face-time. But just seeing her… it made him ridiculously happy, for some reason.

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A carnotaurus stalked its prey – a juvenile apatosaurus grazing beneath a massive pine tree. The predator hid behind a large root from the tree, peeking its head over before it crept around through some tall, green, and spiny foliage. It crouched down, with its belly low to the loose earth beneath it and it flexed its muscles in preparation to strike.

But then suddenly something shot at the carnotaurus! A laser beam from a rifle that was wielded by a large mechanical being with black armor!

Oh, no you don’t!” Angie cried, making her voice low to impersonate the robot with the rifle. “I been trackin’ ya fer days fer that bite ya took outta my tailpipe! I been meanin’ ta pay ya back fer that, ya scaly nasty!”

Angela took the carnataurus in her hand and she made a growling, screeching noise with her voice as a way of answer to the robot man. The apatosaurus was forgotten as the predator was made to stalk toward the robot, but then it broke out into a run. Angela adjusted her hold on the robot so she had one of his arms in her hand and she made it turn and ‘punch’ the dinosaur in the jaw. She then made the robot kick out and the dinosaur fell to the ground, wriggling in pain.

Recess only just began, but Angela was already very much into her game with the toys she brought with her.

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Oh how they played.

The kids were always in a good mood when outside during the final hours of school. Of course, Parent’s would come by from time to time to pick up their lovely kids from school. 

But for one kiddo, she found recess to be something of life and death… in a sense. It was always so hot outside, making the poor girl sweat under the rays of sun from above. She was under the tree outside, keeping well hidden from the light. It was okay to say the least… she’d rather be inside, drawing or reading books. But she was forced outside with the others.

Of course, it wasn’t that bad. She was fine. It wasn’t going to be long till her guardian came to pick her up! Of course, she wasn’t going home alone. She had her brother, Maxwell! Who was surely playing with the others somewhere else on the playground. She found him to be quite the brother. He was so mean to others, but to her, he was kind. Friendly! Which she liked a lot.

She was glad he was her brother… 

It was a moment in thought when she heard something. A voice. 
Her eyes scanned over to see Angela, a fellow student, playing with her toys. She looked to be having a fun time! 

“…. Angela!”
She spoke up, her small voice frail.
“What are you playing?”

Angela paused her game. Not only did she look up, but she made the dinosaur and the robot look up too. She smiled.

“Oh, hi! Luci, right? Well, Ironhide’s fighting dinosaurs because he wandered outside of the Arc before everyone else woke up,” she started to explain, like it made complete sense. “Also he’s helping the dinos that need help. Even though predators need to eat too… Ironhide just likes to fight and do good. He’s kinda bored being the only Autobot awake right now.”

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A carnotaurus stalked its prey – a juvenile apatosaurus grazing beneath a massive pine tree. The predator hid behind a large root from the tree, peeking its head over before it crept around through some tall, green, and spiny foliage. It crouched down, with its belly low to the loose earth beneath it and it flexed its muscles in preparation to strike.

But then suddenly something shot at the carnotaurus! A laser beam from a rifle that was wielded by a large mechanical being with black armor!

Oh, no you don’t!” Angie cried, making her voice low to impersonate the robot with the rifle. “I been trackin’ ya fer days fer that bite ya took outta my tailpipe! I been meanin’ ta pay ya back fer that, ya scaly nasty!”

Angela took the carnataurus in her hand and she made a growling, screeching noise with her voice as a way of answer to the robot man. The apatosaurus was forgotten as the predator was made to stalk toward the robot, but then it broke out into a run. Angela adjusted her hold on the robot so she had one of his arms in her hand and she made it turn and ‘punch’ the dinosaur in the jaw. She then made the robot kick out and the dinosaur fell to the ground, wriggling in pain.

Recess only just began, but Angela was already very much into her game with the toys she brought with her.

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which house hold chemiculs are the most deadly?

All of them? None of them? Whichever answer will make you not touch the household chemicals!

What are you doing, Max…?

losing what control i had in shyt-hole i call a life-

Max, is this about you being grounded?

no.. kinda,… i dunno!

Max… I’m sorry about this. I hate grounding you. But I wanted to keep you safe, Max, and teach you to be more responsible for your actions.

*he looks at the ground, mumbling* i know but it still fucking sucks..

I know Max… I’m really sorry.But I’m not letting you touch any household chemicals, especially not over this.

but i’m so borrred, i need something to do!

Then read a book. Or write something. Or, I dunno… I can do science experiment with you, perhaps?

Jon won’t let me near books anymore and i don’t know what to write about, but science stuff sounds fun

Why won’t Jon let you have books? *he’s very confused*

those are three long storys.. two of which you probably wouldn’t even believe if i told you

Boy, I’m from Night Vale. I might believe them. *he smiles a little*

*he chuckles slightly* they’re still pretty long..

Maybe tell me one while we do science. *smiles* Hey, do you want Angie to do science with us? She loves science experiments.

*he nods and bsmiles sloightly* alright i guess i could… wait, who’s Angie?

*Blinks* My daughter. You met her… no, wait… you were just a baby then, weren’t you?

*more confused* you have a daughter? i.. guess i was pretty young then..

It wasn’t very long ago, actually. Like, maybe a couple weeks ago. You… I guess you were under a grey-face curse.

i guess so.. well, i’d love to remeet her then *he chuckles*

Sure! I think you’ll like her. C’mon – lets look around the camp and find her!

*he smiles and nods* alright, do you know where she likes to hang out?

Mm… probably at the science table. Let’s see if she’s there.

okay *he starts walking* if she’s not there, where else could we check?

I… don’t know. Maybe the space table? What other tables do you have?

*he shrugs, glancing at him* i don’t really pay attenion to that stuff..

Oh… well, I guess we’ll just… *he stops when he notices the science table, and he sees Angela there* Oh! She’s right there! Angela! Over here! *he waves at her*

*Angela looks at them and she smiles widely.* Papa! *She runs up to him and hugs him around his legs*

*he chuckles slightly, putting his hands in his pockets* hey.. Angie

*Angela looks at him and smiles.* Oh hey! I know you! I saw you when you were this big! *she holds her hands apart about a foot and a half* You’re a cute baby! *she giggles.*

chill science dude, the m!a will wear off tomorrow

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Will it? Oh, that’s good to hear!

*he whines, tightly hugging the toy with tears in his eyes*

A: Papa, he won’t let go.

C: Oh – Angela, don’t take it from him. Hang on… *he reaches and tears off the tag and gives it to the cashier to scan*

*Max curiously watches as the cashier scans the items*

*Carlos moved to the pin machine and paid for the items. He then started loading up the cart with the bags* Alright, kids, let’s get going! Thank you! *he says to the cashier*

*he grabs into Carlos’ hand any chance he got, yawning again as the cart was filled*

*They leave the store and make it back to the car. Carlos opens the side door and reaches to pull Max out of the cart*

C: Angie, can you get me one of those diapers from the package please? And the wipes?

A: Okay, Papa! *she gets the things out and has them ready for him.*

*he tiredly hugs the other, almost dropping his stuffed animal* paps…

C: Shh… it’s okay, Max. You’re sleepy, aren’t you? Let’s get you changed and then we can wrap you up in your brand new blanket. *lays him down in the seat and grabs his toy, setting it right next to his head. He takes off the make-shift diaper he made and Angela hands him the wipes and new diaper*

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Will it? Oh, that’s good to hear!

*he whines, tightly hugging the toy with tears in his eyes*

A: Papa, he won’t let go.

C: Oh – Angela, don’t take it from him. Hang on… *he reaches and tears off the tag and gives it to the cashier to scan*

*Max curiously watches as the cashier scans the items*

*Carlos moved to the pin machine and paid for the items. He then started loading up the cart with the bags* Alright, kids, let’s get going! Thank you! *he says to the cashier*

*he grabs into Carlos’ hand any chance he got, yawning again as the cart was filled*

*They leave the store and make it back to the car. Carlos opens the side door and reaches to pull Max out of the cart*

C: Angie, can you get me one of those diapers from the package please? And the wipes?

A: Okay, Papa! *she gets the things out and has them ready for him.*

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Will it? Oh, that’s good to hear!

*he whines, tightly hugging the toy with tears in his eyes*

A: Papa, he won’t let go.

C: Oh – Angela, don’t take it from him. Hang on… *he reaches and tears off the tag and gives it to the cashier to scan*

*Max curiously watches as the cashier scans the items*

*Carlos moved to the pin machine and paid for the items. He then started loading up the cart with the bags* Alright, kids, let’s get going! Thank you! *he says to the cashier*