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“Hmm…” arsenic hummed in thought “then well have to capture something that is infused/infected with order energy.”

“Capture something?” Carlos asked.  “What do you mean – as if it was something
alive?”

“I suppose, ” arsenic said “i should explain further. Order energy is an artifically created energy, created by the cat-dragon-dream-demon empire ten billion years ago, to more easiliy enforce there regime. It was created to spread, and is thus capable of infecting creatures and places ad turning them into, well…. Lets use dessert bluffs as an example. That place is full of order energy. Sorry for not explaining further right off the bat.”

“Uh… I think I kind of understand,” Carlos said. “Do you mean this Desert Bluffs, or the one in your universe? Where… your Carlos was?”

“I dont know if order energy has spread to your dimension yet, so mabey mine, mabey yours.” arsenic said, shrugging.

“Okay. So… how do we find the Order Energy? I mean, how do we detect it?”

“Everything thats infected with order energy has a rubber duck yellow glow.” arsenic said “but there is one other thing.”

The pulled an extremly oranate box that could not have possibly fit in there hoodie pocket out of there hoodie pocket. It was about long enough to fit your avarage kitchen knife. They opened it up and it held a kitchen knife, bloodstained and dusty.

“This,” arsenic said “is killer of gods and men, the only thing capable of stripping a god of thier power. However, you must directly stab the god to do it.”

“… It’s like something in a Minecraft mod,” he murmured. “Also, I thought only gods can kill other gods. That’s… that’s how that whole thing works, right? And since when are we going against gods? I’m sorry, I’m still trying to wrap my head around this.”

“I first spoke of tripplesix as tripplesix the trickster goddes, did i not?” arsenic asked. “Im sorry for pulling you into this, its just, im a pacifist so i cant use the knife known as killer of gods and men.”

Carlos frowned. “You’re a pacifist… but it seems like you’re clearly trying to get me to do your killing for you. That’s not a very pacifist thing to do, I think…”

“The name is a bit misleading” arsenic said “youv gotta stab the god twice with this knife to kill them cause the first time it just strips them of there godhood. Sorry for not explaining earlier.”

“Why not just once? They they could actually stand for their crimes and be sentenced.”

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“Hmm…” arsenic hummed in thought “then well have to capture something that is infused/infected with order energy.”

“Capture something?” Carlos asked.  “What do you mean – as if it was something
alive?”

“I suppose, ” arsenic said “i should explain further. Order energy is an artifically created energy, created by the cat-dragon-dream-demon empire ten billion years ago, to more easiliy enforce there regime. It was created to spread, and is thus capable of infecting creatures and places ad turning them into, well…. Lets use dessert bluffs as an example. That place is full of order energy. Sorry for not explaining further right off the bat.”

“Uh… I think I kind of understand,” Carlos said. “Do you mean this Desert Bluffs, or the one in your universe? Where… your Carlos was?”

“I dont know if order energy has spread to your dimension yet, so mabey mine, mabey yours.” arsenic said, shrugging.

“Okay. So… how do we find the Order Energy? I mean, how do we detect it?”

“Everything thats infected with order energy has a rubber duck yellow glow.” arsenic said “but there is one other thing.”

The pulled an extremly oranate box that could not have possibly fit in there hoodie pocket out of there hoodie pocket. It was about long enough to fit your avarage kitchen knife. They opened it up and it held a kitchen knife, bloodstained and dusty.

“This,” arsenic said “is killer of gods and men, the only thing capable of stripping a god of thier power. However, you must directly stab the god to do it.”

“… It’s like something in a Minecraft mod,” he murmured. “Also, I thought only gods can kill other gods. That’s… that’s how that whole thing works, right? And since when are we going against gods? I’m sorry, I’m still trying to wrap my head around this.”

“I first spoke of tripplesix as tripplesix the trickster goddes, did i not?” arsenic asked. “Im sorry for pulling you into this, its just, im a pacifist so i cant use the knife known as killer of gods and men.”

Carlos frowned. “You’re a pacifist… but it seems like you’re clearly trying to get me to do your killing for you. That’s not a very pacifist thing to do, I think…”

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“Hmm…” arsenic hummed in thought “then well have to capture something that is infused/infected with order energy.”

“Capture something?” Carlos asked.  “What do you mean – as if it was something
alive?”

“I suppose, ” arsenic said “i should explain further. Order energy is an artifically created energy, created by the cat-dragon-dream-demon empire ten billion years ago, to more easiliy enforce there regime. It was created to spread, and is thus capable of infecting creatures and places ad turning them into, well…. Lets use dessert bluffs as an example. That place is full of order energy. Sorry for not explaining further right off the bat.”

“Uh… I think I kind of understand,” Carlos said. “Do you mean this Desert Bluffs, or the one in your universe? Where… your Carlos was?”

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“Well,”
arsenic said “her upper half is that of a dark green anthro cat, but
her lower half is covered in scales like a dinosaur, and she is four
feet in hight. Something else to note is that her signature color is
glowing green, so if anyone sees that, they should tell the media.”

Carlos frowned at them. “Um… is there a way to distinguish
her from a librarian? Or just… green?” he asked them.

“Well, i dont know what a librarian sounds like,” arsenic said “but she has the most obnoxius voice! ”

Carlos frowned. “Well… they shush people,” he said. But he
unlocked his phone and started texting Cecil. “Feline upper body, lizard lower
body, all monster, green, obnoxious voice… totally not a librarian… anything
else?”

“ nah.” said arsenic

“Um… okay… anything about how to…. I dunno, protect
ourselves?” he asked hopefully.

“Oh!” arsenic said “shes weak to light doses of order energy, witch is evil.”

“Order Energy? What’s that?” Carlos asked. “We use Bloodstones here… can they access that kind of energy?”

“Well, depends on if your bloodstones were made during the time of my kinds empire or not.” said arsenic

“I… have no idea,” Carlos admitted. “Ours are made in a factory here in Night Vale.”

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“Well,”
arsenic said “her upper half is that of a dark green anthro cat, but
her lower half is covered in scales like a dinosaur, and she is four
feet in hight. Something else to note is that her signature color is
glowing green, so if anyone sees that, they should tell the media.”

Carlos frowned at them. “Um… is there a way to distinguish
her from a librarian? Or just… green?” he asked them.

“Well, i dont know what a librarian sounds like,” arsenic said “but she has the most obnoxius voice! ”

Carlos frowned. “Well… they shush people,” he said. But he
unlocked his phone and started texting Cecil. “Feline upper body, lizard lower
body, all monster, green, obnoxious voice… totally not a librarian… anything
else?”

“ nah.” said arsenic

“Um… okay… anything about how to…. I dunno, protect
ourselves?” he asked hopefully.

“Oh!” arsenic said “shes weak to light doses of order energy, witch is evil.”

“Order Energy? What’s that?” Carlos asked. “We use Bloodstones here… can they access that kind of energy?”

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“Well,”
arsenic said “her upper half is that of a dark green anthro cat, but
her lower half is covered in scales like a dinosaur, and she is four
feet in hight. Something else to note is that her signature color is
glowing green, so if anyone sees that, they should tell the media.”

Carlos frowned at them. “Um… is there a way to distinguish
her from a librarian? Or just… green?” he asked them.

“Well, i dont know what a librarian sounds like,” arsenic said “but she has the most obnoxius voice! ”

Carlos frowned. “Well… they shush people,” he said. But he
unlocked his phone and started texting Cecil. “Feline upper body, lizard lower
body, all monster, green, obnoxious voice… totally not a librarian… anything
else?”

“ nah.” said arsenic

“Um… okay… anything about how to…. I dunno, protect
ourselves?” he asked hopefully.

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“Well,”
arsenic said “her upper half is that of a dark green anthro cat, but
her lower half is covered in scales like a dinosaur, and she is four
feet in hight. Something else to note is that her signature color is
glowing green, so if anyone sees that, they should tell the media.”

Carlos frowned at them. “Um… is there a way to distinguish
her from a librarian? Or just… green?” he asked them.

“Well, i dont know what a librarian sounds like,” arsenic said “but she has the most obnoxius voice! ”

Carlos frowned. “Well… they shush people,” he said. But he
unlocked his phone and started texting Cecil. “Feline upper body, lizard lower
body, all monster, green, obnoxious voice… totally not a librarian… anything
else?”