bad jokes – Page 3 – The Perfect Scientist

jewcoded:

you’ve heard of avatar: the last airbender, now get ready for

moses: the first waterbender

zelsbels:

nunyabizni:

zelsbels:

oh my god nunya

I bet you didn’t expect that

nobody expects the Spanish inquisition

I sent this to my flatmate and heard her laughing through two walls

miraculer:

sixpenceee:

I love it!

ghostcowboy:

i need a very tiny leash and collar so i can walk my alcohol molecule

lokislongluscioussantahat:

coll-of-the-haunted:

zelda-in-a-tutu:

impmon:

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

beginning of joke

i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me

Well, I guess you’re missing the

I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse.

Can we always call it that oh my god

snakegay:

you ever just…. fall into a burning ring of fire? and go down, down, down as the flames get higher? and like it burns burns burns etc. the ring of fire lol

passionpeachy:

inside-us-only-stars:

mrmansand:

the-sunshine-cult:

showerthoughtsofficial:

Music is just wiggling air

don’t do this. don’t do this to me today.

and color is just wiggling light. thanks for coming to my ted talk

Artists and musicians are just magicians of the wiggle

an artist’s best quality: their wiggles

sixpenceee:

All you need is love.

theaustinstollhaus:

eurofox:

That’s old man jenkins

HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON, OLD MAN?