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TIL Marine biologists are claiming there is a rare instance of non-human warfare happening between octopuses in the waters off the coast of Australia. The octopuses are fighting in large groups over territory and even using projectiles such as seashells to spit at enemies.

via reddit.com

Octopi are intense

I prefer octopedes

“Animals don’t go to war because they’re cinnamon rolls unlike ebil humans uwu” Check-fucking-mate Linda, cephalopods are having trench warfare in the ocean.

They’re literally in the shell age

So…they’re shelling each other? 

*takes a long drag on a shitty cigarette* war is shell

Why isn’t anyone even bothering to mention the countless wounded soldiers of this cephalopod war? Many come back missing tentacles and eyes! Some even return home with a bad case of…shellshock

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im totally fucking serious i want the next sci-fi movie blockbuster to be about exorcising the ghosts of malevolent dinosaurs

i just lost a follower well guess whos not getting tickets to the opening night of velocigeist: revenge of the cretaceous 

What about Tyrannosaurus Rexorcist?

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And there’s that classic scene that’s in every horror movie when the character goes to the bathroom and opens the mirror

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and everything seems fine

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but then she

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closes it

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Has Syfy not already done this one? How not?

They were left behind on the island. They weren’t prepared for…

THE VELOCIRAPTURE

Better start to prey.