bad puns – Page 12 – The Perfect Scientist

dennys:

In the early 1990s a group of deranged scientists began breeding canine-food hybrids in the event of a near apocalyptic event so that survivors would have the companionship of man’s best friend and also some snacks. The program was shut down almost immediately when a court ruled that it was “like, totally messed up and wrong, what were you idiots thinking?” They have finished only one hybridization, Carl the Corndog, and were forced to let him run free. Some say Carl the Corndog still roams the plains of America to this day, some say he is only a myth, an urban legend, a tall tail…

ask-quartermaster:

the-perfect-scientist:

((am i missing any threads? 🙂

// yeah i found it in the kitchen

It’s a nice color

skulldrops:

petintv:

love this egg carton in Detroit: Become Human

Mom said it’s my turn to play the eggs box

miraculer:

failout4:

What does Nick do when he greets you?

Synthwave

broadwaytheanimatedseries:

welpwebcomics:

Something I’ve been meaning to get off my chest

THAT PUN IS SO EXCELLENT

sufficientlylargen:

wizardlyvassal:

baeddelshinsgirl:

Besides training all the major Greek heroes, Chiron was also a doctor.

That would make him the Centaur for Disease Control.

*sigh*

He was a strong supporter of herd immunity.

kitkat30:

this bread tiny

yeast

loyalshipper:

sixpenceee:

The cylinder passed all of it’s final exams folks.

Reblog to pass all of your future final exams. Be like this motivational Cylinder.