bad puns – Page 13 – The Perfect Scientist

yesterdaysprint:

yesterdaysprint:

The San Francisco Call, California, July 19, 1896

Works great for election advertising too! Here’s a “sandwich board” supporting Lord Kelly, MP for West Derbyshire (1910):

@xlcedines

Don’t trust chicken sandwiches

qunspiracytheorist:

qunspiracytheorist:

a confused florist

what in carnation

jacksepticeyefangirl:

I laughed at this too much

courfsuggestions:

1000diodesinatrenchcoat:

courfsuggestions:

PSA

It is the gayest day of the year

May 18th, 2018

Gay gayteenth, twentygayteen

That is all have a lovely gay day

frigay

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ADDITION

kumatora:

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

THIS IS

How the hell are you going to get anything installed without a wizard though??

tabootasaur:

pon-raul:

himeshirayuki:

hello did you know that all the elderly npcs in skyrim are part of an unplayable race called ‘elder’ because the skyrim character creator doesnt have an age slider

“age slider”

don’t you mean an Elder Scroll

ziraseal:

spanishskulduggery:

spanishskulduggery:

Do you ever find things you wrote when you were little and just really want to die a little?

Me at age 11: “I am a sea of feelings. I am an emocean.”

Emocean underlined three times

11 year old you is a fucking genius

lmaonade:

rcktpwr:

lmaonade:

lmaonade:

why can you trust a cow with your secrets

because it wouldn’t udder a word to anyone lol

wouldnt it be more likely to udder than literally any other creature

miles i will kill you were you stand dont test me