daphnetrodon: sidneyia: daphnetrodon: you’re no Hamburger Helper you’re just a Hamburger Hindrance if you’re not part of the hamburger solution, you’re part of the hamburger problem.
knightoftaurus: aviculor: dendritic-trees: [A large and fluffy dog is sleeping on a porch. A tiny grey bird is bouncing around on the dog, stealing its fur. Its tiny beak is full of dog floof. The dog is totally still and does not appear to have noticed the thief.] a burglar a birbler
firefly-flashes: mrsfallontimberlake: Ive been counting down the days until I could reblog this Well, then, I suppose I should celebrate.
lokislongluscioussantahat: coll-of-the-haunted: zelda-in-a-tutu: impmon: babyferaligator: babyferaligator: beginning of joke i honestly dont understand this joke and its frustrating me Well, I guess you’re missing the I do have a remarkable tendency to miss the Juicy Juice Hypotenuse. Can we always call it that oh my god
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