bad puns – Page 15 – The Perfect Scientist

friendlycoolguy:

ive been thinking about this for months and i had to get it off my chest so i opened uop photoshop and put this togehter

sadhoc:

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step 4:

It’ll only cost you an arm and a leg

arctic-hands:

rumwik:

It has arrived!

I was gonna scroll right past this but it suddenly resonated with me

momrobot:

rebloop in the next 10 seconds and you will get one of your beest days of your life soon c:

zablekynbiir:

timefortigers:

trouserweasel:

wow someone finally wrote a book on clock fetishes

it’s about fucking time

you know the first time i reblogged this i hadnt actually noticed the pun. like i just thought that… someone had actually genuinely irl written a book about clock fetishes, and OP was expressing a sort of…. sarcastic the-world-sure-is-full-of-humans type sentiment?? i reblogged it with this assumption in complete sincerity. i realised it was a pun like the fourth time it came on my dash. i dont know whether im more disappointed in myself for being such a fool or in the world for my perception of it having been incorrect

it’s about having secs

npr-slut:

so I was lamenting my Transgenderedness today and I go “ugh why am I so bad at gender” and without missing a beat my boyfriend replied “I mean yeah you got an F the first time” and honesty I may never recover

hpdyuya:

shevathegun:

highwayvagrant:

how u have batman money and no robot leg

he likes the cane because it makes people underestimate him and also he can beat the shit out of people with it

no seriously that’s literally the reason in canon

surreal–memes:

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