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A Purfect Circle – Deep Cats

Eating a clock is time consuming

wizardlyvassal:

baeddelshinsgirl:

Besides training all the major Greek heroes, Chiron was also a doctor.

That would make him the Centaur for Disease Control.

*sigh*

He was a strong supporter of herd immunity.

wearestarstuff618:

@lovelylovelyartist

Gold walks into an Italian restaurant and gets recognized by someone, so to get his attention, the guy yells across the restaurant, “AY, YOU!” (get it? AU?)

AAAAYYYYY!!!!

whetstonefires:

herculepoirot314:

dubiousculturalartifact:

I just accidentally invented a new idiom, maybe?

“Licking a tree & hoping for maple syrup.”

aka “A attempt at resolving/achieving something with less effort than is required for success, & a high probability of it proving merely futile & faintly unpleasant’

I can support this as a turn of phrase.

I think you’ve really tapped into something here.