selfmedicatingmayor:

the-perfect-scientist :

Carlos smiled at him. “Well… I want to have fun, and to make a good friend. As for anything else…
well, a good rule of thumb my Dad always told me was to make sure you can stand
a road trip with someone first before things got serious.”

“That’s fair, heh. If I’m being honest, I tend to jump to the physical first and then get to know a person, but you’re different. You’re a hell of a lot more interesting than most folks I know and I wanna get to know ya regardless of what may or may not happen. If all we end up as is friends, I’m happy with that, can never have too many, right?”

Carlos smiled and nodded to him. “No, you can’t,” he
agreed.  “And… thanks, I guess. For
thinking I’m interesting. Heh, I would’ve thought that I was too geeky for you…
but it seems like you’d be very interested for me to talk nerdy to you, huh?” Zing! And this car trip was off to a great start!

justbadpuns:

scayce:

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astrologicalhoe:

justbadpuns:

justabeautifuloblivion:

justbadpuns:

justbadpuns:

People keep asking who is behind this account, SO. My name is James I am 18 and I live in England. 

*Goes back to drawing board* 

I love tumblr, because I can tell everyone I find him incredibly attractive and it will probably never get back to him.

it got back to me

“find him incredibly attractive”?? bitch where??

This also got back to me

I can also say that he got nice glasses, and that really wont get back because I have maybe 100 followers (most of which are porn blogs)

But it did

You fools! He can see you! This is his post! He knows all!