yongmalyang:

agentstarkrodgers:

officialgeorgebush:

omgpoetry:

this is funny

like really, really funny

I have googled my life away. I have read bible verses. I have studied the ohilosophical meaning behind the numbers. I have become a modern Gallup trying to ask people to help me figure this out. What the FUCK does it mean.

Reblog when you get it…

THIS IS DRIVING ME CRAZY
WHAT DOES IT MEAN

lonelymountainson:

of-sights-and-snouts:

I got Barclay a new costume and he is not 100% on board with my humor.

Fuckin…MELON COLLIE ahhhggghhhh

First off, you name the dog Barclay. Like… “Bark”-lay. He will have to live with this for the rest of his life.

Then you buy him an ill-fitting melon costume and put it on him. Just for this joke.

You genius

dennys:

oval. white. small.

these are eggjectives

justinpie:

perforated-smile:

A 1 carrot ring

Blocked

justbadpuns:

I almost mist the pun

geoclaire:

My wife was complaining about the price of peanut butter at the snooty grocery store and I said “yeah it’s nuts” and now she won’t answer my texts

hemidemisplemmyquaver:

Gravity.

Without it, you just have gravy.

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when ur trans & do small things to assert ur transness throughout the day: micro trans actions