Fuck this is the funniest thing ever
Tag: bad puns
TOP TEN COOLEST EGG CASES
1. Horned shark egg
2. Clownfish eggs
3. Whelk egg case
4. Cape elephantfish egg
5. Skate egg cases
6. Octopus egg
7. Tiger shark egg
8. Conical and snail eggs
9. Sponge, jelly, and coral eggs
10. Snail eggs (not sure what type)
YOU GUYS BETTER APPRECIATE THE FUCK OUT OF THIS POST YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO COME UP WITH THIS LIST. FUCK EGGS. I’M NEVER EATING AN EGG EVER AGAIN
Was it harder than you
eggspected?
first of all, how dare you
Rose Vincent as Belle in a re-imagining of Beauty and the Beast, set in 1968, written by Bertram Park for the Fairy Tale Ball, England, 1933
They missed out by not calling it “Beauty and the Beep”.
*snorts*
why is peter pan always flying?
he neverlands
I love this joke because it never grows old
It has a nice hook.
This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys
a lion at pride and everyones like “no youre at the wrong pride please go home” but then hes like “no no im gay” and everyones like. oh ok then. welcome to pride then
i. made this post at like 3 am
“My dad teaching math in Southern California (late 70s/early 80s)”
literally the only math class i would ever look forward to
he’s finally retiring after teaching for 40 years at the same school, so the yearbook had him recreate the picture
Well I know where I’m going motor boating this weekend.
I’m laughing so fucking hard
Was it really an accident? I smell a murder, first degree fanslaughter
i cant wait to watch this theory spin out of control
The Perfect Scientist 