Not so Villainous (closed w/ theblackestofhats)

theblackestofhats:

What
was Carlos doing? Looking for something? Perhaps the keys to his car,
Black Hat supposed, though he doubted it would matter much. He
chuckled darkly, amused – though he was also somewhat intrigued by
the mention of a forest capable of whispering. “No, not a
forest~”
He responded, in a similar manner to before. “But
I think you’ll find you
can stay~”

It
wasn’t as though he intended to actually let him leave, after
all. Though, Carlos was right – scientists could be very busy.

“Not the forest?” Carlos asked softly. He was definitely
concerned now. He thought maybe he was in the Library, but librarians didn’t
usually toy with their prey beforehand… did they?

He found his phone and quickly unlocked it. He shook the
phone, turning on the light. He was shocked to see what appeared to be waxed
tiled floor. “Where am I?” he asked as he turned the light upwards toward where
his car should have been.

However the light hit a mass of something – dark fibers that
appeared to stretch everywhere like some kind of Dr Seussian nightmare.

“Oh! Oh, holy shit!” Carlos exclaimed in shock.

Not so Villainous (closed w/ theblackestofhats)

theblackestofhats:

A soft cackle escaped him as
he beheld Carlos’ reaction to the sudden gloom, echoed from other
mouths he’d formed. Currently, he was spread through the darkness
like vines, eyes and mouths everywhere. It really was quite
entertaining, however belated, though he had no real idea who Old
Woman Josie and Erikas might be, or why they’d be able to block out
the sun. Eclipse initiators, perhaps?

Guess
again~”
He whispered, from all
directions, each of his mouths uttering the soft taunt in unison. He
didn’t really have much of a reason
to taunt his catch, but why not? It was fun, and it would be a good
trial run to see how he reacted to things like this.

Mostly, Carlos was confused. Whispers? All around him? Was
he in the Whispering Forest? No, he couldn’t be… the voices weren’t saying how
nice his hair and teeth looked. But the trees have said non-complimentary
things before, so Carlos couldn’t rule that out entirely. He started to pat his
pockets for his phone – he had a flashlight on it, and he was planning to use
it to get to his car.

“Is this the Whispering Forest? I’m afraid I’m a busy man
and can’t stay – I’m a scientist after all, and scientists are very busy.”

Not so Villainous (closed w/ theblackestofhats)

theblackestofhats:

The transfer had been
successful, no parts of the station left behind – although the same
could not be said for the car, which still rested back where it had
been parked. Black Hat would have expected Carlos to have noticed
something by now, with that computer the only source of light, but it
seemed that the human was quite definitively focused in on what he
was doing, something that reminded him of how Flug could get
sometimes.

It was amusing, but the horror
had no real way of knowing how long Carlos would puzzle over the
description and dating of those cells. If it took him too long, it
could get boring just hanging around and watching him. Perhaps if he
began some eerie whispers? Those were a classic. Not actually having
explored Night Vale, he had no way of knowing just what Carlos was
used to.

The scientist was quick to refresh himself on earlier
findings, thankfully, and he turned off the screen of his tablet to set it down
on the table.

But as soon as he did, he froze. Where had the sun gone? It
didn’t set early, did it? He quickly hit the light-up button on his watch to
check it. He should have had another good two hours before any unexpected
sunsets.  So… what was going on?

“Old Woman Josie?” he called out, his voice laced with
confusion and uncertainty. “E… Erikas? Are any of you there? Did… did you block
out the sun again?” If they did, then there was the potential that Carlos was in danger. Where was his danger meter again? Oh – he left it in the car. He just had to get to it somehow.

Not so Villainous (closed w/ theblackestofhats)

theblackestofhats:

It amused him to see Carlos
wary, though he took care to not appear to be anything other than a
simple bird as the scientist glanced around. Sometimes, people could
sense his approach, particularly those with the most exposure to
other supernatural entities – that could become either irritating
or amusing. Thus far, it seemed to be the latter.

As Carlos returned to his
sketching, and following that to his notes, photography and blogging,
Black Hat hopped nearer still, entering the shadow of the science
station thingie the man had set up. Feeling mischievous, he decided
to wait until the blog entry had been posted – going by what he
could see – before tugging at the shadows with his magic, intending
to pull everything into a currently-empty storage chamber in his
manor. One in which the lights were not yet turned on, nor the door
opened, meaning that if Carlos wanted to see beyond the glow of his
computer, he’d probably need to find the light switch.

Carlos did his best to describe the cells with words, though
nobody with a vocabulary short of Lovecraft’s himself could really do well
enough.

It was going to be tough to date these cells – the soil he
had dug up was mostly surface soil, so it was a mixture of not only old
components but newer environmental elements as well. To get a proper date he’d
have to find a deeper, and presumably more concentrated, area in the
environment to sample from. Gosh, if he could just locate the source of where these cells came from…

Carlos didn’t notice how things started to grow dark as he
went through his old notes on the blog. He was in the Science Zone, and nothing
short of a librarian would distract him from it.

Not so Villainous (closed w/ theblackestofhats)

theblackestofhats:

There was a peculiar scent in
the air as he drew closer to what he thought was a likely spot, from
the man-made structure standing there – a scent that seemed at
least a little like something he ought remember, but elusive. It
tugged at his memory for a bit, but his focus was torn from the issue
by the sight of someone moving below.

He swooped closer, upon
spotting the scientist, landing not far away. The scent was still
slight, but a little stronger now – seemed this guy really was
tinkering with things most mortal folks avoided. He elected to wait a
little while as Carlos drew, creeping closer so that he could connect
his shadow to that of the canopy. Perhaps he’d be able to steal the
science station as well as its owner.

Carlos thought he heard something and he looked over his
shoulder, wondering if Telly the Barber was skulking around, hunting after his
hair… A guy could only work with cactus needles for so long. . However, he didn’t
see anything. Slowly Carlos turned back to his notebook, frowning to himself in
confusion.

He wasn’t very happy with his sketch. It was completely
conceptual, and it didn’t do justice at all to what he was seeing. Just… ugh.
He set his pencil down and picked up his tablet to start typing up his notes.
He photographed the sketch and uploaded it to the blog and tried not to make
the self-critique of his work too
lengthy.

Scientifically Interesting (closed w/ blackwhitehat)

blackwhitehat

Black
Hat was now outside, watching this with the utmost amusement. He
laughed loudly, smirking widely. This was extremely entertaining!

Wha – laughing? Carlos was hearing laughing. Another lap around the front gate of the mansion and Carlos could see a tall figure out of the corner of his eye. He recognized it as the top-hat man he met yesterday. And he was laughing at Carlos getting chased by a possibly malicious robot. That was so ill-mannered of him.

But Carlos had other things to focus on. Like the math problem in his head…

“Hey, robot! Can you do calculations?” he called back to the metal behemoth behind him.

Not so Villainous (closed w/ theblackestofhats)

theblackestofhats:

the-perfect-scientist:

Carlos started a blog. After what happened to his notes
while in the Desert Otherworld, and due to the fact that the ban on writing
utensils made work a little difficult to convey, Carlos had started posting his
findings online. The blog wasn’t exactly private, but Carlos only advertised it
to his close friends. It held some of the things he had discovered, his
theories on the possible uses of bloodstone technology, diagrams and blueprints
of fleeting ideas that he got every now and then… it was like a personal
scientific journal without University chairmen of the board hanging over him
telling him what he could and couldn’t publish.

Carlos was out in the sand wastes searching for the source
of some energy readings. He was digging in the soil and sand for samples to
take back to the lab. He was pretty excited for this next project.

@theblackestofhats

That blog may have been passed
over by many, particularly with Carlos only really telling friends of
it, but that didn’t mean it remained unnoticed. Certain keywords and
pertinent phrases within his works were picked up by a search tool
designed by another scientific mind, one rather more villainous in
nature. After all, Black Hat was a greedy creature, and that greed
extended to knowledge. It may not have been widely known, but he was
an avid reader, an entire floor of his manor housing a multitude of
books. He was also somewhat fascinated with works of science, despite
being no scientist himself.

He instructed Dr Flug to trace
the author of the blog, to discover his physical location – and
once he had that information, he made haste to arrive there himself
by means of magical transportation. He did not, as yet, know where in
this general vicinity his target was, but that was nothing searching
couldn’t fix. As a dark-feathered bird, he flew in search of Carlos.

Carlos took some of the soil samples back to the mobile
science station that he’d set up next to his car underneath a collapsible canopy.
Each sample had a strange substance in it that had a cell structure like
nothing he’d ever seen. If he were to describe it, he’d say it looked Precambrian….
But older, void of color, shapeless and ever-changing. and alive.

It was foolish for a scientist to hypothesize on his
hypothesis, but if this substance was truly as old an ancient as it appeared to
be, then it might lead Carlos into discovering just what might be going on in
Night Vale.

Carlos started to quickly sketch what the cells looked like with a pencil that he kept hidden – well, sketched as best as one could with a shapeless model like this.

((from my current thread with @blackwhitehat​. Black Hat and the Hat-bot Sentinel were both drawn from memory. I could have made the Hat-bot bigger I suppose… But I love its little tuxedo look. It’s so cute.

There’s also Carlos’ Energy-detection machine (or whatever I’m going to call it…)
It’s got little dowsing antennae because... it’s detecting. Geddit? XD

The meter reads COLD; GETTING WARM; HOT! HOT! HOT!

P.S: Black Hat is PISSED XD

Dibujo 1- Carlos: “Uh… Bonito sonrisa.”

Dibujo 3- Carlos: “¡El fajín es un buen toque!”

Art by me. The translations might not be that good… sorry if they’re not.

Scientifically Interesting (closed w/ blackwhitehat)

blackwhitehat

Black Hat cackled as he watched in amusement as the large robot went to attack the tresspassing human. This was fun!

“Oh my god… look at you!” Carlos exclaimed, his mouth splitting into a wide grin. “You look amazing! You look incredible – and so well-dressed! I haven’t seen a robot as amazing as you in such a long time!” Carlos was so excited – he wanted to take the time to admire the machine. But then he realized…

“Wait… you’re not stopping, are you?” he asked it as it continued toward him. He slid his camera into his pocket and took a step back, watching to see what the ‘bot would do.

Scientifically Interesting (closed w/ blackwhitehat)

blackwhitehat:

the-perfect-scientist:

blackwhitehat:

the-perfect-scientist:

blackwhitehat

Black
Hat smirked slightly when he saw the human backing away. Good. That was
how it was meant to be. He went back to his office with a smug grin.

Carlos went back to the motel. He grabbed lunch from a nearby shop (that sandwich had entirely too much mayo on it!) and gathered up more of his sensory equipment that he needed. He returned to the hill where the mansion sat, weapons still drawn, and started to set up a safe distance away. Walking the perimeter confirmed that the source of the strange energy was within the mansion, so Carlos naturally proceeded to start taking infrared pictures and making logs in composition notebooks (thank God he didn’t have to hide his pens anymore!)

Black Hat went about his usual routine, filming commercials, shipping out products, doing paperwork, etc. He glanced out the window as he walked past and scowled. The human was back. Dammit it to hell.

Carlos sat across the street from the mansion, propped against the hood of his car with his infrared camera aimed at the house. Or actually, aimed toward the base of the house – he suspected that maybe whatever it was causing the energy readings it might be underground. However, he did see movement in the upper part of the screen. Looking he could see a top-hatted figure in the window. He smiled and gave a little polite wave before looking down at his notebook and writing some of his observations down. He wanted to try an echo-locator in a bit to check for underground structures in a bit.

Black Hat snarled softly to himself. “FLUG! GET THE DAMN HAT BOT!” He shouted loudly to his scientist, storming away from the window. There was a faint cry of a terrified ‘yes sir!’ before a large robot suddenly came out of the manor.

Carlos looked up when he heard a loud mechanical clanging as something walked toward him. When he saw it, his jaw dropped. “Oh my god…” he said softly, staring at the large, hulking robot coming toward him.